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*[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/10/29/school_is_making_my_kid_dumber#c346217 My child, though funny and adorable, is not a LOL cat.] | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/10/29/school_is_making_my_kid_dumber#c346217 My child, though funny and adorable, is not a LOL cat.] | ||
*[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/11/03/i_found#c347902 It reminds me of my daughter running away from our cat (then a kitten) and screaming, "No kitty! No biting! I AM NOT TAAASTY!!!!!!"] | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/11/03/i_found#c347902 It reminds me of my daughter running away from our cat (then a kitten) and screaming, "No kitty! No biting! I AM NOT TAAASTY!!!!!!"] | ||
| + | *[http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/11/07/this_is_a_shouting_thread_66#c348959 I believe that on ancient Yetipotamian keyboards, the space bar was used to actually launch things into space. Is anything missing from your office?] | ||
Revision as of 20:46, 7 November 2007
jrossi4r is a former Solid Gold dancer who currently works as a freelance astronaut. She recently discovered that her name should actually be jrossi3r. Fortunately, it's obscure enough that no one has called her on it.
She is extremely hilarious in a droll sort of way, and some of us hope to be adopted by her.
jrossi4r is a cool woman who got away with a cheap-shot cross-check on that sissy Hugh Janus in the championship game that caused him internal bleeding, temporary gender identification issues and a permanent vague existential sort of angst.
Extremely Funny Things jrossi4r Has Said
- If an apocalyptic event happens, it's very likely that my cat caused it. He's that kind of evil.
- All this happiness is making me horny, but I have to wait another month to get it on. The doctors call it "vaginal rest" but I prefer the term "vajayjaycation."
- Right now he's quite jaundiced, which makes him look like an Oscar. Every time someone hands him to me, I thank the Academy.
- Honey, please get the pteradactyl out of your crotch.
- Aaaaand...now he's trying to eat the cat.
- My child, though funny and adorable, is not a LOL cat.
- It reminds me of my daughter running away from our cat (then a kitten) and screaming, "No kitty! No biting! I AM NOT TAAASTY!!!!!!"
- I believe that on ancient Yetipotamian keyboards, the space bar was used to actually launch things into space. Is anything missing from your office?
