A little bit of bluegrass from Steve Martin and his band →[More:]Meanwhile, I am in this for the long haul. Out of snacks, I decided not to go to the Turkish supermarket to restock on the delicious little salty pretzel sticks they sell. I don't need them enough to risk infection - it's such a cramped little supermarket that there's no possibility of practising social distancing there.

Instead I went onto eBay and ordered 30 x 56g bags of Snyders pretzels, which should last me, oooh, a week or two.

I think we in the UK will be locked down until at least the end of May. I'm okay with that.