I just got back in from a run. So I can sit here and sweat at you, if you'd like!

Entertainment.

Haha I like this other one too.

I'm pretty sure that cat in the second one just ate its owner. Which I heartily endorse.

This should wake you.

mildly nsfw image, there. sorry.

Hmm. Think I'll save that one for later, then. I still mildly want my job. Mildy.

I can pounce on you and give you whuffles, which can be quite energizing.

Like this!

Okay, that woke something up.

Wait, no. Still tired. Sorry. Nice try, though.

Heh heh.

Flo must be home by now. This thread is a free for all.
Quickly, fill it with your nonsensical glory and random opinions! Pile on your stray commentary!

I want to know how people can do stuff like that to their cats and not bleed to death.

I'm onto you, ethylene. Oh, wait: it's time for me to go! YAY! Thanks, everybody!

how about this?

My nonsensical glory tonight is that I will get quite drunk and fill up my facebook wall with youtube videos of British pop bands from the 80's and 90's.

I thought I was having a moderately functional day until I ate an unhealthy lunch (two super-sloppy chili dogs thanks to Target having canned no-beans chili for half the price of the supermarkets) and dozed off for a FIVE HOUR NAP, while dreaming a very 'busy', vivid dream. I'm coming to hate 'busy' dreams (with complicated stories that sometimes include real events as well as parts of previously remembered dreams) almost as much as nightmares because I wake up feeling totally unrested, like I had physically done everything in the dream, not to mention having to take a few minutes to fully separate it from reality. I have been awake for almost two hours now and am mostly non-functional. So, even if IRFH is no longer following the thread, I personally advice against dozing off on Friday Afternoon at all costs, but don't have a clue how to prevent it.