She wants to go to the Festival? The King's Festival? So I am going to an actual Gala, the kind the Riddler might crash. What on earth do I wear?
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Normally this would be easy, gray 3-piece suit. But my recent weight up-and-down means some of my best things don't fit right anymore ..and I don't have time to have them altered.
It's a big Art Industry to-do, so expect turtlenecks, wall street suits, clutches of Cayce Pollards and UNI QLO all-back, sprinkled throughout by ladies in couture' and art-nerd uniforms of blazers and bright sneakers.
I am tempted to wear all pink flannel pattern and see how that goes.