LET THIS BE YOUR THEME SONG

Also, when dressing up for a big night, do you put on inspirational music, cause I do.

oh man, that song reminds me, I just moved to a new neighborhood and I saw on Google that there was a hair salon named Fetish! Yay! But when I drove past, it had been closed down. Boo! So I am trying to find a hair salon where all the cool butch chicks go. How to go about this?

My dress up songs, in order of how many layers and or girdles I have to squeeze into

Number One : For doing the hair and picking out the right military boot and flannel shirt.

Number Two: Big boots, big hair. the higher the hair the closer to god, the hot pink lucky underpants and no socks.


Number Three : For when we;re shaving for the event, we're putting pins in things and cuff links and getting shoes shined.

Number Four: Darling when you must be perfectly marvelous, very tally ho, right on good chap, Oh gosh you'd never seen such carrying on


Number Five For while a full, sober suit is required and a manly yet serene attitude is required

Number Six: I am getting ready got a Teenage Party, in spirit if not in name. I adopt frat boy manque'. There is product in the hair. There may or may not be a series of pins stuck on a faded babysitter's club t-shirt.

Absolutely, dear.
That's a great combo!

It's certainly preferable to the alternatives.

Yup, much better than being sober and miserable, let me tell you.