"3, 2, 1....ignition Pilot Beam initial phase."
"Brilliant, it's....brilliant! AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!"
"What's going on, Test A? TEST A? WHAT IS IT??"

"Jones here, sir. It's something, crawling out of the tunnel....oh sweet Mother, it's a Jesus Zombie Unicorn LOLCAT playing itself out of the collider! No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO;akdf;lajdf;kja;lsdf"

"hello? Test A? Jones?"

END TRANSMISSION 2009 30 NOVEMBER
signal out

That's awesome, LT. Can you set it to music? It's got a Major Tom meets Danny Elfman feel to it to me, but I trust your judgement completely.

No, sorry, the world record for energy is actually still held by a 9 month old siberian husky pup named "Niki".

I like the name Tevatron.

BOW BEFORE TEVATRON!

Wolfdog: yeah, even all the science in the world can't compare to the energy of a puppy (or a pair of kittens, for that matter).

qvantamon: I like it as well. I'm wondering, though, if the name was inspired by Metatron.

Heh. With mentions of energy and puppies, I can't help but be reminded of the ubiquitous coffee shop sign "Unattended kids will be given an espresso and a puppy".

This somehow brings to mind the "big reveal" of the Year Zero ARG, wherein followers learned that people working at various such places around the globe were using the power of their devices to send 1/20th of a second's worth of data from the internet back in time in order to give people living in the past (our present) a glimpse into the horror which was their reality in the hopes that it would be changed and prevented from happening.

... and wouldn't it be cool if they discovered that the answer to life, the universe and everything really was 42?