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04 March 2009

Snake-Proof Baby Crib →[More:]

Where was this item when I WAS growing up?

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 10:12 | 10 comments

Yeah snake attack - just ANOTHER worry for new parents to deal with.

posted by gomichild 04 March | 10:14

now, see, when I was a tot, my gram would jes' hang the snakes from the top of a metal bar me 'rents had soldered on to the top of the crib-like.

Dear old gram: "mind the hissy, boy, mind th' hissy!"

posted by Lipstick Thespian 04 March | 10:23

Yeah well in Australia you gotta learn to take the head off of a brown snake before you can crawl just to be safe.

posted by gomichild 04 March | 10:25

that's one of those Down Under pick-up line euphemisms, isn't it?

posted by Lipstick Thespian 04 March | 10:35

I can't wait for the movie:
Snakes On A Pram

posted by Atom Eyes 04 March | 11:18

It's the saddest six-word story:

Snake-proof baby crib, slightly used.

posted by steef 04 March | 12:39

mind th' hissy!

Hee hee heeeee!

posted by Specklet 04 March | 13:14

lolling!

posted by taz 04 March | 13:16

Crib-Proof Baby Snake
Baby-Proof Crib Snake
Proof-Baby Snake Crib
Cribsnake Proofbaby
Babysnake Cribproof
Babycrib Proofsnake
Pray be crake snoof bib

I'm not sure why this is so fun.

posted by Miko 04 March | 17:40

Crib-Proof Baby Snake = this year's "It" Parenting Item.

Baby-Proof Crib Snake = what I named my junk.

Proof-Baby Snake Crib = great old Delta blues song.

Cribsnake Proofbaby = my new MP3 blog.

Babysnake Cribproof = the first MP3 on that blog.

Babycrib Proofsnake = the artist formerly known as Babysnake Cribproof.

Pray be crake snoof bib = first line of Proof-Baby Snake Crib, a great old Delta blues song. (also available for download on Cribsnake Proofbaby.)

posted by Lipstick Thespian 04 March | 18:23

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