*skeeved*

Creepy. I keep my human teeth in a coin purse.

The skeeviest part for me was that the shopper was looking to purchase or wearing a cape.


I get it now, I do, but it took me a miute. The shopper in my mental image at first was sporting a cape!

Rainbaby, same here. Which is depressing, since I'd like to believe that superheroes make enough to get custom tailoring instead of having to buy off-the-rack.

My Cape Shopper was sporting an old school opera cape. Like maybe they planted the teeth.

But yeah. Custom tailoring, all the way.

I keep my human teeth in a small wooden saccharine container from the 1970s. I am not kidding and the teeth are mine, I was saving up to make a necklace.

Edna says, "No capes!" I will take her word on the subject.

Maybe the Removable Denture Guy had only put it in his wallet to see how the Cape looked on him for the Dracula Costume that he liked, and dropped it while leaving the store, only to have forgotten where he might have misplaced it... poor guy.

The costume only would have looked much better if he had the teeth on him at the time--waaa haaa haaa haaa haaa--I wan't to drink your blood!

it might have belonged to this guy.