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14 February 2009

Ever wonder how often you get busy?

post by: loiseau at: 17:57 | 15 comments

Hehehe.

Does that include sex with self?

posted by eekacat 14 February | 18:20

um... i don't need an application for this, sadly.

posted by Stewriffic 14 February | 18:40

My favorite question: And this was with whom? I just imagine Impartial Researcher with a clipboard for some reason.

posted by lysdexic 14 February | 18:43

"We understand that this is potentially the most personal of data-sets you will ever keep outside of financial records. "

These guys need to get their priorities straight. On the other hand, it's very clear what they hope to gain by creating this website.

lysedexic: Try adding a half shocked, half disgusted tone to the question in that mental image, makes it even funnier.

posted by Quentin 14 February | 18:57

um... i don't need an application for this, sadly.

amen.

posted by special-k 14 February | 19:44

um... i don't need an application for this, sadly.

Well who would? Gene Simmons? Wilt Chamberlain?

posted by octothorpe 14 February | 20:24

I just gave my email for the beta. This amuses me as much as when mymonthlyscycles.com emails me all concerned I haven't inputted this month's cycle. ARE YOU PREGGERS????

posted by rhapsodie 14 February | 21:47

Great! My fiancee will probably work this into a pre-nup! Not makin' with teh sexx0rs is grounds for divorce in her opinion.

posted by pieisexactlythree 14 February | 21:58

Thanks, pie. Any other private details you'd like to provide?:P

He's right, tho, as evidenced by my last relationship. When you can count your yearly "activity" by how many cycles you've had in between, it's time to move on...

posted by sakura 14 February | 22:04

So do they have this shit for decades?

posted by Hugh Janus 14 February | 22:05

I want to know what that legend means. White = with self, light burgundy = quick hump, purple = full on cha-cha action?

posted by Meatbomb 15 February | 04:19

That's it, I'm totally going to start a hook-up site called Cha Cha Action.

posted by mykescipark 15 February | 04:38

Ooh, my invite came.

Add a new partner:
M (ex, but whatever)
About your new partner:
Gender: male
Relationship: catastrophic (they probably shouldn't let this one be fill-in-the-blank)

To the dashboard!

No action yet this month. Look at January instead?
Well, well. It does let you go back to 2004. Actually, it lets you archive all the way back to January, 1902. I guess that pretty much covers everyone.

Clicking a random day...
What time did you start? Is anyone's memory that good?
How was it? Oh good, they let you award half-stars.
And this was with whom? Sure, rub it in.
Enter some descriptive tags. What if there are no words?

eekacat, you will be pleased to know that you can turn Masturbation Tracking on.

posted by notquitemaryann 15 February | 12:15

To what did you masturbate? (with system-generated replies)
Straight Porn?
Gay Porn?
Fish?
Other?

Animated porn
Bedpost recommends this movie! Click here to buy!

Furry porn
Bedpost recommends Dr. Skipman, Ph.D. Click here to make your appointment.

CP
The authorities are now on their way. Please remain in bed with your pants down.

I still think this should be called "Who's the Daddy?".

posted by sakura 15 February | 15:02

What time did you start?

If you and I are starting to get busy and you check your watch you and I will stop getting busy tout de suite.

posted by jessamyn 16 February | 20:17

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