Super Successful Businesswoman Angelique heads across the Grand Canyon's most dangerous territory to break her unwanted society engagement. Only, her biggest problem isn't outlaws and killers. It's a rugged, relentless adventurer....

With a killer to catch, Michaelo has better things to do than escort his commander's brainy daughter. But his carefree charge is as irresistible as she is off-limits, and to protect her he'll risk his reputation, his life—and his heart.

That's me; what's your song?

Life has been tough on award-winning writer Rachel, who has constantly been at someone's beck and call. So when she journeys to Paris, the City of Lights with magnificent adventurer Aaron, it feels like a dream! Charisma. Power. Danger. In just days, Aaron has taken Rachel's world and changed it. He can't ever be hers, but what she is feeling is as old as time itself.

Brainy Rachel came to Paris, the City of Lights to relive her great-grandmother's adventure. But as the fairy-tale trip draws to an end, her adventure—with Aaron—has only just begun...

No one knew what Batman looked like, but they'd heard the rumors all across Gotham City. How he'd been broken, even scarred, being a wealthy tycoon. How he never showed his face...until the day he took an overwhelming interest in one very special international jet-setter.

The Penguin would have been a serial killer's next victim if not for Batman. The rescue gave him a glimpse into a world of shadows—yet the innocent man dared to want more. To really know if the innocent passion between them was real. They would have to come face-to-face if the killer was to be caught—and Batman could only conceal his body from the Penguin for so long....

Mmmmm, Foe Yay.

He was a poor, simple boy. She was a wealthy, feisty young lady. Though they were worlds apart, their innocent friendship bloomed into a mutual admiration. Then suddenly TheDonF was wrenched from Specklet's life.

Now, years later, he has returned to the Australian Outback society as an influential cowboy, determined to seek revenge on Specklet's father—and Specklet herself. But she is no longer the spoiled schoolgirl TheDonF remembers. She is a fiery young world's greatest mom of conviction and faith, raising a son on her own. Now TheDonF must look deep into his heart. For only in abandoning his thirst for revenge can he finally become the man most worthy of her love.

You know, when I first saw the url, I thought it was Harlequin Celibates, and I thought, "big market?" Then I read peoples' stories and thought y'all were making them up and I had a challenge on my hands.

This is sooo disappointing:

No one knew what Lee looked like, but they'd heard the rumors all across the Grand Canyon. How he'd been broken, even scarred, being adventurer. How he never showed his face...until the day he took an overwhelming interest in one very special award-winning writer.

Gail would have been a serial killer's next victim if not for Lee. The rescue gave her a glimpse into his world of shadows—yet the fiery woman dared to want more. To really know if the modest passion between them was real. They would have to come face-to-face if the killer was to be caught—and Lee could only conceal his body from Gail for so long....

I mean, it sounds like a Tom Cruise movie, you know?

Typical. It takes adventurer B eight years to pull herself away from her terribly important career in the unknown reaches of Mars and come home for a divorce. And then she doesn't even know who he is! Sure, seanyboy was a feisty schoolboy when B rescued him from a nasty family situation. But that's no excuse for a woman not to recognize her own husband.
And now the gorgeous adventurer thinks she's going to hightail it with her final decree in hand. Uh-uh. Shy seanyboy isn't letting her off quite so easily. Not when he—now an award-winning writer—is finding her so irresistible.
Irresistible enough to get her to tie the knot again?

I had to swap the sexes over. Which makes it a little creepy.

Life has been tough on award-winning writer Essexjan, who has constantly been at someone's beck and call. So when she journeys to New York City with magnificent male model Jason's_Planet, it feels like a dream! Charisma. Power. Danger. In just days, Jason's_Planet has taken Essexjan's world and changed it. He can't ever be hers, but what she is feeling is as old as time itself.

Carefree Essexjan came to New York City to relive her great-grandmother's adventure. But as the fairy-tale trip draws to an end, her adventure—with Jason's_Planet—has only just begun...

Whooaaa!! that's just too spookily accurate for words ...

He was a poor, simple boy. She was a wealthy, adventurous young lady. Though they were worlds apart, their innocent friendship bloomed into a mutual admiration. Then suddenly Fabio was wrenched from Stew's life.

Now, years later, he has returned to Paris, the City of Lights society as an influential adventurer, determined to seek revenge on Stew's father—and Stew herself. But she is no longer the spoiled schoolgirl Fabio remembers. She is a carefree young international jet-setter of conviction and faith, raising a son on her own. Now Fabio must look deep into his heart. For only in abandoning his thirst for revenge can he finally become the man most worthy of her love.

Eesh. From what I remember of Harlequin, this is smack on the nose perfect. But I wouldn't say it's accurate.

Adventurer the Cheese grieved the loss of his wife and baby. Then he discovers his son is alive—and living with an adoptive mother—world's greatest mom Saucysault. Despite the secrets and lies, the cheese can't deny the truth: feisty Saucysault loves the boy. Yet the Cheese grew up without a father and won't do that to his own child.
When someone dangerous comes after them, adventurer the Cheese takes Saucysault and his son into hiding in the unknown reaches of Mars. As he grows closer to them, he discovers much about family life. After his dark, troubled past, he's finally found faith and family. And he'll do anything to protect both.


I never even look at Harlequins in the library but I knew they had a "and baby makes three" line (which I think is odd, but different strokes ...). But do they have an extraterrestrial romance niche too? Why is Mars one of the location choices? Other than that, I like being called feisty. I think I am going to ask my boss if my nametag can be changed.

Award-Winning Writer Deborah didn't look back when her adventurer lover split. Even though they had the most shy sex imaginable, The Mister just wasn't the one for her.

But then she and her ex are thrown together for a friend's wedding—in the unknown reaches of Mars! Deborah forces herself to resist The Mister's megawatt sex appeal until they leave....

Only to get stranded in the middle of the desert!

Now she's confronted by The Mister's gloriously shirtless state. Before long, she's screaming in pure fiery bliss under the hot sky. Yet Deborah's determined they'll go their separate ways once they're rescued.

Because someone so wrong for her can't possibly be right...right?

What the heck is "shy" sex?!

What the heck is "shy" sex?!

Lights off, pjs on, eyes closed?