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30 October 2008

THIS A WORK-RELATED SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]THANK YOU, O KIND BOSS, FOR MAKING LAST-MINUTE CHANGES TO PACKAGE PIECES YOU SAID WERE IMPORTANT AND DUE THIS MORNING! WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION IT SOONER? I KNOW YOU HAD A LOT OF TIME TO LOOK AND THINK OVER HOW IT'S GOING TO LOOK AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT A LOT AND I'VE BEEN SENDING YOU ALL MY DRAFTS, SO WHY IS IT THAT YOU'RE ONLY BOTHERING TO MAKE THAT CHANGE NOW?

FOR ALL MY SHOUT-Y-NESS, THOUGH, WHEN YOU EMAILED ME TO TELL ME THAT YOU APPRECIATED ALL MY HARD WORK AND MY DEDICATION TO THE PROJECTS YOU'VE GIVEN ME AND WHEN YOU PRAISED MY MEAGER DESIGN SKILLS, THAT MADE ME FEEL SO APPRECIATED, SO I'M GOING TO JUST YELL OVER HERE, SMILE, AND GET BACK TO WORK.

YOURS,
THE WILLING MULE

post by: TrishaLynn at: 13:26 | 12 comments

I. NEED. A. JOB.

posted by mudpuppie 30 October | 13:45

HAS IT BEEN SUPER BUSY/SUDDEN CRISIS FOR A FEW DAYS OR TODAY?
IF NOT SURPRISE CALAMITY OR EXCESS WORRY, STUFF IS RUNNING FAST TODAY FOR HALF OF EVERYONE. ENJOY THE BREATHER FOR THOSE WHO GET TO DO AS THEY PLEASE, ON ACCOUNT OF THOSE WHO CANNOT. IT'S NICE TO KNOW SOMEONE IS ENJOYING KICKING BACK WHILE I CLACKITY CLACK.

posted by ethylene 30 October | 14:59

YEAH, YOU SAW ME! I FIXED THE GODDAMN LAPTOP. I SAW YOU CHUCKLE AT ME WHEN I ASKED FOR THE XP DISK, WHICH I NEEDED TO COPY OVER BEEP.SYS SO THE LAPTOP WOULD STOP CRASHING. I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING, ASSHOLE. I EVEN CLEARED OFF ALL THE VIRUSES THAT WERE ON THE LAPTOP TOO!

ALSO, THE SECRETARY CALLED YOU AN ASSHOLE! SHE SENT IN THAT WORK ORDER! NO NEED TO ASK HER *TWICE*!

posted by hellojed 30 October | 15:03

IF WE USED "TRACK CHANGES" YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE OVERWRITING YOUR CHANGES TO THAT FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by loiseau 30 October | 15:38

I SHOULD FILE BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME!

posted by halonine 30 October | 15:40

DEAR ANNOYING CHEMIST GUY, I WOULD LOVE TO SIT AROUND AND BULLSHIT FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES ABOUT ALL THE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE WITH YOUR ABSURDLY EXPENSIVE NEW BIKE, BUT NOT ONLY DID I ALREADY TELL YOU AD INFINITUM WHERE TO TAKE IT AND/OR HOW TO FIX IT you cheap bastard! I ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE BEAUCOUP ACTUAL WORK TO ACCOMPLISH SO THAT I'M NOT STUCK HERE UNTIL OH-GOD-O'CLOCK AGAIN TONIGHT. I STRONGLY SUSPECT THAT YOU ALSO HAVE ACTUAL WORK TO DO, BUT INSTEAD YOU ARE BOTH PROCRASTINATING AND AVOIDING THE BOSS WHOM YOU INTENSELY DISLIKE BY HIDING OUT IN MY OFFICE. YES, YOU TELL HILARIOUS STORIES BUT PLEASE JUST GO AWAY!!

grrr, seriously wtf dude?

posted by lonefrontranger 30 October | 15:56

CRAP - ANOTHER OFFICE-MATE LAID OFF TODAY!

posted by danostuporstar 30 October | 16:34

SHE PRAISED ME AGAIN! DAMNIT, THIS IS JUST TOO AWESOME!

posted by TrishaLynn 30 October | 17:06

Don't know where to begin, so i'm not gonna right now.
i am taking a break.

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