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29 August 2008

If you were on your death bed, what would you want your last words to be?

post by: hadjiboy at: 08:36 | 41 comments

"You're standing on my air hose."

posted by BoringPostcards 29 August | 08:40

"I'm coming!"

or 'cumming', if you prefer.

posted by Eideteker 29 August | 08:40

Have you fed the cat?

posted by msali 29 August | 08:44

"Thank god Obama won."

posted by KevinSKomsvold 29 August | 08:47

"...yeah, but what a way to go!"

posted by Wolfdog 29 August | 08:47

"I told you so."

posted by MonkeyButter 29 August | 08:54

"Wait! Wait! I don't think I've answered enough trivial personal questions for Hadjiboy yet!"

posted by Lipstick Thespian 29 August | 08:55

The same thing I say every morning: fuck it.

posted by DarkForest 29 August | 09:03

"I finally just finished listening to every album I ever wanted to listen hear..."

posted by Slack-a-gogo 29 August | 09:07

A rousing chorus of "Goodnight Irene."

posted by SpiffyRob 29 August | 09:08

Take good care of my kids. Be kind to them. Love them.

posted by LoriFLA 29 August | 09:24

Assuming I am surrounded by family:
Thanks for being a part of my life. I love you all very much.

posted by chillmost 29 August | 09:26

"The treasure is buried in the ..."

posted by seanyboy 29 August | 09:28

"you motherfuckers aren't getting a cent"

posted by gaspode 29 August | 09:30

"Arch Stanton"

posted by matthewr 29 August | 09:59

"Make 7-Up Yours!"

posted by mullacc 29 August | 10:01

"Hey - what's that-"

posted by typewriter 29 August | 10:07

Did it wrong. Thought hadjiboy said 'last words' not 'death bed'.

posted by typewriter 29 August | 10:08

"This is really primo, would you like a hit?"

posted by Meatbomb 29 August | 10:13

"I did it for the lulz".

posted by stynxno 29 August | 10:17

"The fortune is stashed in the..."

posted by WolfDaddy 29 August | 10:23

Oh, wait, seanyboy beat me to it. Modify mine to: "Oh, wait, seanyboy beat me to it."

posted by WolfDaddy 29 August | 10:24

"pull my fing-"

posted by jason's_planet 29 August | 10:29

"Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea!"

posted by hellojed 29 August | 10:50

"Crap, did I leave the stove on?"

posted by Hellbient 29 August | 11:01

A blast from the past.

posted by Hellbient 29 August | 11:07

"If I'm lying, may God strike me dead!"

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 29 August | 12:44

"I had a good run."

posted by eamondaly 29 August | 13:17

A rousing chorus of "Goodnight Irene."

This is better than anything I could come up with. Please, if you're at my funeral, be very drunk and sing it LOUD.

posted by middleclasstool 29 August | 14:41

"rosebud"

posted by richat 29 August | 14:42

I told you it wasn't just a headache.

posted by Joe Invisible 29 August | 15:36

"Thank you for the delightful blow job."

posted by scarabic 29 August | 16:32

"It's not my fault!"

posted by greycap 29 August | 18:09

"I nailed your sister once."

posted by ColdChef 29 August | 18:36

Love you. Be happy. Don't forget to take the trash out.

posted by Pips 29 August | 19:10

'was it good for you, baby?'

posted by jonmc 29 August | 19:19

Alternately: Would you like my pudding?

posted by Pips 29 August | 19:22

"Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub."

posted by lukemeister 30 August | 09:41

I don't know about mine - but my dad's were (quite literally before he unexpectedly dropped dead) "You're such a good girl, jonathanstrange".

Hopefully mine will be as lovely as that!

posted by jonathanstrange 30 August | 22:00

"I told you I was sick"

posted by dg 30 August | 23:22

"I'm going to see Janet now."

posted by serena 31 August | 12:50

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