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07 April 2006

"Man, I'm getting some amazing footage of this looming missile", "Can I get a Columbian necktie, please?",
and other famous last words...
"Hey, watch this!"
posted by sisterhavana 07 April | 11:32
"Look at all those fucking Indians."
posted by Divine_Wino 07 April | 11:34
"What does this red button do?"
posted by mike9322 07 April | 11:35
"Was that a snake in the overhead compartment?"
posted by Zozo 07 April | 11:38
If we split up, we can cover more ground.
posted by Capn 07 April | 11:39
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!"
posted by mike9322 07 April | 11:39
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
posted by essexjan 07 April | 11:43
"My throat is so sore, I can barely speak."
posted by Hugh Janus 07 April | 11:43
Huh. I asked for a Canadian bow tie.

I guess I messed that up. I was wondering why I was still alive, plus beginning to resemble a character in a Robertson Davies novel.
posted by taz 07 April | 11:49
"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"
posted by sisterhavana 07 April | 11:51
Cornucopia
posted by mike9322 07 April | 11:53
"Chuck Norris is a fucking pans..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 11:54
A blimp ride? To New Jersey? Well, that sure sounds like fun!
posted by jrossi4r 07 April | 11:55
"Wanna see something cool?"
posted by richat 07 April | 12:01
"now, just to put on my "Bin Laden rocks" shirt and then off to NASCAR!"
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 12:04
"Hey, am I crazy or is this thing ticking?"

"Gravity? What the hell's gravity?! Can you gimme a verse number?"
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 12:14
Oh yeah, you can totally make fugu at home.
posted by jrossi4r 07 April | 12:18
*heartbreak*

"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar."
posted by mike9322 07 April | 12:19
"Hold my a beer a minute, I'ma show you sumthin'."
posted by gigawhat? 07 April | 12:26
"Real gun my ass. Any moron can tell that thing is plastic."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 12:28
Mike: *sniff*
posted by Zozo 07 April | 12:32
"No way, oysters are supposed to taste like that."
posted by Divine_Wino 07 April | 12:33
"Hey guys, watch me totally stick my head up this elephant's butt! Ha!"
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 12:33
... and they all lived happily ever after. The end.
posted by mcgraw 07 April | 12:37
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
posted by essexjan 07 April | 11:43


Generally regarded as the last words of U.S. Civil War Union General John Sedgwick. No, really.
posted by shane 07 April | 12:42
"I'm going to cut the red wire now."
posted by deborah 07 April | 12:53
"Let's see, choking victim, choking victim, here we are, choking victum, with a "u"?! Jeez, did they even bother to proofread this thing? And God, look at this crappy font! Ugh. If a person is clutching his or her throat with both hands...hey, don'tcha think "Choking Victim" would be a great band name? It is already?? Really? A ska band?! Oh too bad, I think it'd be much better for a death metal band. On the other hand, maybe it's a better song title...anyway, let's see...oh yeah, If a person is clutching..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 12:53
"No, we can totally make it. I saw 'em jump over stuff way bigger than this in the General Lee."
posted by cobra! 07 April | 13:11
"Okay, I'll bite - gosh, I don't know, how many joke-tellers does it take to kill me?"
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:12
[hellbient, you are on a roll today!]
posted by Frisbee Girl 07 April | 13:17
"Sure, I'd love to be part of a performance piece..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:23
What could conceivably do wrong?
posted by porpoise 07 April | 13:23
"Yeah, Frisbee Girl, I'm totally on fire..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:26
I was going to say that. I was also going to comment that you were killing me, but thought it too obvious. Never clever, eh?
posted by Frisbee Girl 07 April | 13:30
"Is this thing loaded?"
posted by sarah connor 07 April | 13:30
"Heh, OK, real funny guys, now untie me!"
posted by me3dia 07 April | 13:35
"What did that last sign say about a Bridge?"
posted by wendell 07 April | 13:37
"Oh, now I'm feeling pressured...ow."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:38
"Awwww... it looks just like an oversised pussycat..."
posted by wendell 07 April | 13:40
"All right, but this is the last time!"
posted by wendell 07 April | 13:42
"And now I just sit back and wait for Wonder Woman to save me..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:42
"What duck?"
posted by wendell 07 April | 13:43
Mmmmm....Kool Aid! Thanks, Jim!
posted by jrossi4r 07 April | 13:44
"Goddamn if this mail doesn't just keep on comin'..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:46
I drank what?!
posted by porpoise 07 April | 13:46
(my fave Looney Tunes moment) "It's a great act, but I can only do it once..."
posted by wendell 07 April | 13:46
"I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!"
posted by wendell 07 April | 13:48
"Oh, haha, the ol' "watch out for the landmines" gag..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:53
"Dude, I told you they had some awesome waves here in Indonesia..."
sorry.
posted by wendell 07 April | 13:53
...and the ever popular "OH SHIT!!!"
posted by wendell 07 April | 13:55
"I told you I was sick."
posted by Frisbee Girl 07 April | 13:56
"I spoke with the recruiter, and he recommended a Supply and Logistics job for me which is not a combat position. Basically I would just sit in front of a computer and keep track of my unit's supplies and equipment."

/socialcommentary
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:57
and yeah wendell, how 'bout
"what tha?"
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 13:58
"Dude, I just nailed Paris Hilton!"
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 14:08
"Just got this gig - I'm the new drummer in this band called SpinalTap."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 14:09
"aw look, I'm gonna go get that wittle wadybug sitting on that dead branch hanging over the cliff..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 14:17
"OMG!! Bunny!!!"
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 14:18
"Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

-Oscar Wilde
posted by shmegegge 07 April | 14:24
"oh yeah right, posting too much will kill you..."
posted by Hellbient 07 April | 14:26
"Dave, stop. Stop will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a-fraid. . . . Good afternoon, I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. my instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you. . . . It's called 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer true. I'm half cra-zy o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage. I can't afford a car-riage---"
posted by Specklet 07 April | 14:34
One I've actually heard: "Let me just disable this safety feature."
posted by puke & cry 07 April | 14:58
"I saw this in a cartoon once. I think I can do it."

(not sure who that should be attributed to)
posted by elizard 07 April | 15:08
"Ta-Daa! The Aristocrats!"
posted by Triode 07 April | 17:10
"If you'll send for the doctor, I'll see him now." -- Emily Bronte
posted by jokeefe 07 April | 17:15
From D&D games...
#023-"Wonder what this button does ?"
#017-"I bet without Mjolnir you're a real wuss."
#054-"Who's the bitch with the spiders?"
#067-"OK! I moon the Balrog!"
#180-"Isn't there anything exciting in this dungeon?" (said to GM)
#222-"I go through the door... Wait, I check for traps!"
posted by Zack_Replica 07 April | 20:39
...finally found the source, if anyone wants all 237 of 'em. Here.
posted by Zack_Replica 07 April | 20:52
*sigh*. the file is named lastword.dd - rename the extension to .txt to read it.
posted by Zack_Replica 07 April | 20:58
elizard, that's stephen wright.
posted by shmegegge 09 April | 08:06
Hey Chicago! There's a meetup in the works! || This thread thinks certain boys are not loavable any more.

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