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02 July 2008

"It smells exactly like Dimetapp and looks like a melted popsicle." If I find a can of this at the convenience store, I'm going to have to taste it.
Just from your header, I knew this was going to be an Onion article.
posted by msali 02 July | 08:57
Well, it's actually from the A.V. Club, their sister site.
posted by BoringPostcards 02 July | 09:02
"...codeine, sometimes mixed with Jolly Ranchers and vodka..."

There is nothing about that that sounds good. And an imitation of it sounds even worse. Although I do like the product warning: "This beverage may be extremely relaxing and calming and may cause one to lean."
posted by Slack-a-gogo 02 July | 09:02
I saw "promethazine" and thought "in a soda can?" Then I read further and was disappointed.

If they really want a low there's always kava kava. Or datura.
posted by lysdexic 02 July | 09:29
Regardless of what's in it, I love the idea of an "anti-energy drink" as a marketing gimmick.

"Slow your roll" LOL
posted by mullacc 02 July | 09:38
Beeps - send me some! If'n you find any.

And I echo the kava-kava sentiment above - that's a fun way to lean. Tastes like ass, though.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 02 July | 10:08
I mixed it with that Crunk energy drink, but then forgot to write the punchline.

(And if you want it that badly, LT, I can also keep an eye out.)
posted by box 02 July | 10:12
I want to try it! Sometimes my roll definitely needs slowing.
posted by rmless2 02 July | 10:25
Think Thank Thunk!
Drink Drank Drunk!

Let's all slow our roll!

a;skdjf;sakjd;kjsd;..........(sound of roll being slowed)
posted by Lipstick Thespian 02 July | 14:56
First person to take it to a Slow Food event wins.
posted by mygothlaundry 02 July | 15:00
Sounds like the perfect antidote for insomnia.
posted by deborah 02 July | 16:20
I don't believe in energy drinks, even this one. I am considering marketing beer and whiskey as 'lethargy drinks.'
posted by jonmc 02 July | 19:14
101 Picnic Dishes || Unequalled: Wanna hear some 60's British R&B pop?