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27 June 2008

Shyamalan in Haiku I felt inspired today to summarize "The Happening" (which I haven't watched but read the review with spoilers):

Ill wind is blowing.
People die in gory ways.
Power to the plants!

post by: lleachie at: 10:38 | 8 comments

I think your haiku must be better than the movie.

posted by Claudia_SF 27 June | 11:15

You have captured film.
All bad plot is exposed now.
Yay, no need to watch!

posted by JanetLand 27 June | 12:30

M. Night - what the fuck?
do you want to destroy film?
if so, make one more.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 27 June | 14:48

Excuse me... how exactly can you spoil that movie? It's already rotten.

posted by qvantamon 27 June | 18:34

Sad Bruce and weird boy.
His wife says nothing to him
because he's a ghost.

posted by seanyboy 28 June | 04:40

Sad Bruce and weird son.
Samuel L is his friend?
No! He's the baddy.

posted by seanyboy 28 June | 04:46

Sad Mel and weird kids.
The aliens are coming.
Water allergy!

posted by seanyboy 28 June | 04:47

Blind girl and retard.
Beware of anything red.
Not olden days. Now.

posted by seanyboy 28 June | 04:51

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