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12 June 2008

It is a good day to die. I accidentally ate a salad with tomatoes on it. It was tasty, but I now await a visit from Salmon Ella. Eulogize me.

post by: bmarkey at: 21:45 | 20 comments

bmarkey was a good man. he didn't appreciate Foriegner properly, but he was generous with snacks and beverages.

posted by jonmc 12 June | 21:47

Always equally ready with a kind word and a well-honed snark, bmarkey was one of the good guys. Too bad he couldn't have gone out on a walk, instead of with the runs.

posted by mudpuppie 12 June | 21:50

Ashes to ashes
dust to dust,
ate a tomato
then his gut bust.

bmarkey was the kind of man we all wished we could post like. And his punctuation was so awe inspiring it was as if God himself was previewing every post.

And now we ask that you join us back at the lodge for lunch and cocktails.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 12 June | 22:08

Slack, I read that as "bmarkey was the kind of man we all wished we could like". Which, on the whole, is probably more accurate.

posted by bmarkey 12 June | 22:13

b who?

posted by Doohickie 12 June | 22:17

b hauntin' your ass if you don't say something nice about me, that's who.

posted by bmarkey 12 June | 22:18

bmarkey, was.

He is no more.

Let's get pissed kids!

posted by arse_hat 12 June | 22:29

I literally had it once and survived...there's hope yet!

posted by bunnyfire 12 June | 22:41

A Mechazen named bmarkey
ate some tomatoes on a larky
he came down with a bug
threw up on his rug
and could nevermore be snarky.

posted by Joe Invisible 12 June | 22:52

I think it's Elvira Coli, Mistress of the Snark, who will get you.

Alas, poor bmarkey. I knew him, Taz; a fellow of infinite musical recommendations and the well-placed bon mot. Where be your subtle one-liners now? Your swift putdowns of idiocy? Your flashes of righteous snarkitude as set the intertubes aroar? Not one now to mock your own cooking?

posted by Miko 12 June | 22:57

bmarkey? I thought he croaked years ago. OH, he just LOOKS like that.

posted by wendell 12 June | 23:30

He had the coolest hair of anyone on Metachat.

posted by matildaben 12 June | 23:34

Oh please... like life without tomatoes counts...

posted by pompomtom 13 June | 01:11

posted by gomichild 13 June | 01:21

bmarkey, are you dead yet?

posted by MonkeyButter 13 June | 06:02

red roma red roma
send bmarkey ovah

posted by chewatadistance 13 June | 06:35

You say to·may·to
I say to·mah·to
Let's bump bmarkey off!

posted by Atom Eyes 13 June | 10:10

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

He had the coolest hair of anyone on Metachat.

*sniff* That was beautiful.

posted by bmarkey 13 June | 12:24

Here lies bmarkey. Exhume at your own risk.

posted by Eideteker 13 June | 12:31

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... Oh wait. Those are cool glasses. Can I have them?

posted by deborah 13 June | 13:13

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