Ha. That is funny. I swear one of my kids has wanted to bite their penis as well. There is a lot of penis talk in the house. Recently, my kids have started calling it a wee-wee. I asked them what happened to penis. What is all this wee-wee talk?

I learned something new on AskMe. You're supposed to stretch the foreskin throughout your life so the first couple dozen times you have sex won't be painful? I did not know this. I'm trying to think of when and how we should bring this up. Start stretching, son. You'll thank us later.

You're supposed to stretch the foreskin throughout your life so the first couple dozen times you have sex won't be painful?

Nobody told me this. I suspect this is either a lie, or teenage masturbation takes care of the issue for you.

Uhm, yeah that's probably a myth in the country where getting rid of it is the norm. Check her phrasing, she "has to" get the boy circumcized but she doesn't mention a medical reason. Poor baby boy. Disclaimer, I've only had one snipped BF, so I think the snipping is strange, not the other way around. Although his worked just fine I freaked out a little the first time I saw it as the turtleneck was missing.

dabitch, every single NZ dude dude I've slept with that's older than me has been cut, every one that's younger has not. Must have been a switch in NZ thinking around the time I was born...I think I have a reasonable sample size :)

hehehe, so you have the 50-50 sample - funny.
Both work, I just feel sorry for the non-turtleneck ones. ;)

This is what I thought. I told this to my husband and he said, no. They'll do plenty of stretching when they're wanking it.