What the hell am I doing up so early? →[More:]The last couple of days I've been wide awake and out of bed at least half an hour before my alarm goes off (i.e., an hour after I'd normally blearily stumble to to kitchen to put the kettle on). This morning? 4:30. Four fucking thirty, wide awake, resigned to my fate and outta bed at 5. I don't work until 10:00 today, people! I have time to do two loads of laundry, wash all the dishes, *and* have a nap! You know what I'll probably end up doing, though? That's right. Surfin'.
At least I don't have to deal with the dreaded wallpaper today. No, today I'm pulling some incompetent boob's bottom out of the fire. Note: If you don't know wtf you're doing, please don't convince people you do and then leave them completely fuxxored as the deadline approaches and you obviously can't be trusted on your own with the most basic tasks. Especially if that person is my uncle, who can't climb stairs at the moment and so hasn't been able to check on your abysmal (lack of) progress on what is really a pretty basic job, you tail-chasing fucktard.
Ummmm...this is an aimless ranting thread?