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18 January 2008

I dislike mullacc
Oh, the lengths I will go for a funny ha ha.

Hi, mullacc my love! ::waves::
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 18 January | 15:34
He's for people who can't tell the difference between Fugazi and Fall Out Boy.
posted by mullacc 18 January | 15:35
Whenever I see the word mullacc I immediately think of mulled apple cider. It's the mull, and the a for apple and the c for cider.
posted by iconomy 18 January | 15:38
I find mullacc's taste in citrus fruit appalling.

*crafts bizarre custom playing card*
posted by cortex 18 January | 15:38
nyuk nyuk nyuk
posted by jason's_planet 18 January | 15:39
Whenever I see mullac's name I think of my friend's husband "free the mullac" t-shirt (and I feel guilt over not replying to the email mullac sent me).
posted by drezdn 18 January | 15:40
thanks iconomy, now whenever I see mullacc I'm going to think NOM NOM NOM.
posted by gaspode 18 January | 15:41
drezdn: Hah. I had completely forgotten about that email--I just went to look it up and, bizarrely, it was about a thread about Juno. That movie is responsible for this thread too. Damn movie is taking over my internets.
posted by mullacc 18 January | 15:43
the difference between Fugazi and Fall Out Boy

You know how to read a balance sheet, don't ya?
posted by box 18 January | 15:45
I find mullacc's taste in citrus fruit appalling.

Agreed.
posted by CitrusFreak12 18 January | 15:47
I saw mullacc kick a urchin and use the boy as a step ladder to get into his big gilded carriage. True story.
posted by kkokkodalk 18 January | 15:48
the difference between Fugazi and Fall Out Boy

You know how to read a balance sheet, don't ya?

Yeah, Fall Out Boy is the over-leveraged subprime mortgage REIT of the music world.
posted by mullacc 18 January | 15:49
To be fair, kkokkodalk, he did toss the boy a coin as he rode away. As much as I dislike mullacc, I will say that much for the man. Oh, he also chucked potatoes at us - I'm not sure that was benevolence or target practice.
posted by rainbaby 18 January | 15:53
I'll never forgive mullacc for that one thing he said. That one time. About the thing.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 18 January | 15:54
I'm just impressed that mullacc, heavy-browed lout that he is, is versed enough in marine physiology to gender-type an urchin before he abuses it.
posted by cortex 18 January | 15:59
Say what you will about mullacc. He looks very graceful in a tutu.
posted by mudpuppie 18 January | 16:01
I always picture him as a guy with a mullet.

And a tutu.
posted by danf 18 January | 16:09
eh, mullacc was awesome until he got signed by Polydor, released that GODawful shittily overproduced third album of his and subsequently lost ALL street cred in my eyes.

*adjusts striped tights, scowls over black horn-rims*
posted by lonefrontranger 18 January | 16:16
Finally, I can let it out: I thought mullacc's performance in Juno to be an overacted piece of crap. Really, dude, a 16 year girl? That role's a stretch for anyone other than a 21 year old girl.

mullacc does think I have good taste in stuff, though, so I'll probably continue to support him at the box office.
posted by item 18 January | 16:17
I dislike mulla cc,
urchins, both street and sea,
bands Pete Wentz is in
AND TWINS!
posted by jrossi4r 18 January | 16:17
Mullacc banged my mom. And her sister.

The worst part is... they're dead!
posted by kyleg 18 January | 16:28
I want to disparage mullacc like a Hasidic landlord!
posted by Atom Eyes 18 January | 16:32
Was this in series, or are we talking threesome action?

I'm, uh, writing a novel.
posted by cortex 18 January | 16:35
Does it count as a threesome or a foursome if his Dad was also in the room, but just video taping?
posted by mullacc 18 January | 16:49
A dingo named mullacc ate my baby!
posted by me3dia 18 January | 16:51
mullacc: was Pa wearing pants?
posted by cortex 18 January | 17:14
*reads jrossi4r's response*

*gets THAT LOOK from the guy in the next cube for giggling uncontrollably*
posted by lonefrontranger 18 January | 17:27
Do assless chaps count as pants?
posted by mullacc 18 January | 17:49
Planned Parenthood has just sent me a message, subject line: "I [heart] my cervix."

I feel this is somehow relevant to this thread.

Also, what the hell was Planned Parenthood thinking?
posted by occhiblu 18 January | 18:08
OMG, it's actually written from the first-person point of view of my cervix. Which, actually, makes the subject line problematic. I blame mullacc.
posted by occhiblu 18 January | 18:12
I dunno, doesn't everyone's cervix deserve a little self-love?

Except mullacc's, of course.
posted by tangerine 18 January | 18:19
The word cervix is even more eye-catching for me than it is for most people, fyi.
posted by cortex 18 January | 18:22
Well, then, just for cortex:

This is your cervix writing.

I know, you might've forgotten I existed until you got this e-mail just now (what with vagina and clitoris always hogging all the attention). I bet you wouldn't even recognize me if you saw me — me, your very own cervix!

Well, that's exactly why my pals at Planned Parenthood have a few ideas for you on how to show me some love. They've been helping women screen against cervical cancer for decades, and right now they're offering a few easy ways you can take care of yours truly (or, for you guys out there, how you can make sure your sisters, spouses, daughters, and friends stay healthy, too).


I kept hoping it was a joke...
posted by occhiblu 18 January | 18:26
Well, that's exactly why my pals at Planned Parenthood have a few ideas for you on how to show me some love.

That's deep.
posted by mullacc 18 January | 18:31
Ew. And ow.
posted by occhiblu 18 January | 18:36
argh!
posted by lonefrontranger 18 January | 19:22
Let's play WHEEL... OF... FORTUNE...

C _ R _ _ X

No, you may not by a vowel.
posted by wendell 18 January | 21:22
Liebot, what is the saddest porn?

Well, it is when mullacc bangs the corpses of your mother and her sister... at the same time...

No!

And it is filmed by your father!

Noooooo!
posted by kyleg 18 January | 21:57
Mullacc lactates cider, but denies the poor hungry street urchins opportunity to suckle at his juicy teat. Bastard. Also, he hates roller skates.
posted by SassHat 18 January | 22:08
Whne i think mullacc, i think, "Ack ack ack!"
Then i wonder if he's any good at the sex.
posted by ethylene 18 January | 22:31
Look at the beautiful pottery Omiewise made! <3 || POLL: The CRAZYDRAMA aka DATINGSUX Thread!!!

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