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22 September 2007

THIS IS A MOTHAFUCKIN' SHOUTING THREAD!! POST INSIDE AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HEAP ABUSE AND SCORN UPON YOU, AS I SEE FIT.
post by: loquacious at: 18:22 | 28 comments
YOU FILTHY MAGGOT SCUMFUCK! Me? YES YOU. PUT DOWN THE FUCKING COOKIE AND GO RIDE YOUR BIKE TO THE FUCKING MOON, YOU WORTHLESS SHITBAG! That's rather harsh, no? AM I FUCKING HALLUCINATING OR DO YOU NOT HAVE A FUCKING BIG, FAT FUCKING OATMEAL-RAISIN COOKIE IN YOUR HAND, YOU WHINY LITTLE SHIT?
posted by loquacious 22 September | 18:25
YOU GOT IT WRONG ABOUT THE COOKIE, YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING PRESUMPTUOUS ANIMAL. TODAY I BOUGHT ORGANIC SANDWICH COOKIES FOR MY KID'S CLASSROOM. LIKE OREOS, BUT NOT AS TASTY. (ISN'T THAT FUCKING PRECIOUS?) SEEING THAT MY SISTER AND I ARE SLOVENLY SLOTHS THAT LACK SELF-CONTROL, WE RIPPED OPEN THE PACKAGE LIKE RUTHLESS VULTURES AND SCARFED THEM LIKE THEY WERE THE LAST MORSEL ON EARTH. THERE WASN'T A RAISIN IN SIGHT. SO TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY RAT.
posted by LoriFLA 22 September | 18:49
FUCK THIS AND FUCK THAT! FUCK IT ALL AND FUCK A FUCKING BRAT!
posted by richat 22 September | 19:09
I EAT A COOKIE WHEN I WANT A COOKIE, MAGGOT!

ALSO, I HAVE A PACKET OF KIT-KATS FOR LATER. KISS OFF, SARGE.
posted by Elsa 22 September | 19:28
OATMEAL RAISIN? I LAUGH IN YOUR LOQUACIOUS FACE, NUTRI-BOY! THIS IS GENUINE FAMOUS AMOS CHOCOLATE CHIP WITH MACADAMIA NUTS! WHICH IS A LOT MORE NUTS THAN YOU HAVE, TONE-DEAF-LOQ! AND IF FAMOUS HIMSELF WERE HERE, WOULD HE GIVE YOU A COOKIE? YEAH, SURE, HE'D SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR NOSE (LEFT NOSTRIL FIRST) BECAUSE EVEN A SMILING COOKIE SALESMAN KNOWS YOU'RE SCUM, LOQY-DOKEY! NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE, OFF MY LAWN AND OUT OF SIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY OUT OF YOUR FLUNKING MIND!!!
posted by wendell 22 September | 19:41
WENDELL PUTS THE COOKIE INTO HIS EATING HOLE!
posted by loquacious 22 September | 20:01
*burp.*
posted by By the Grace of God 22 September | 21:30
FIRE CHARLIE WEIS, YOU STUPID RACIST CATHOLIC IDIOTS!
posted by kyleg 22 September | 21:30
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SAMMICH, YOU LOATHSOME FUCKTARDS!!!!!

AND YOU FUCKING NOTRE DAME FANS DESERVE EVERY BIT OF THE HUMILIATION YOUR INEPT BUNCH OF SECOND-RATE ATHLETES WILL GET BECAUSE YOU FUCKED OVER TY WILLINGHAM, ASSHOLES!
posted by BitterOldPunk 22 September | 21:56
what the fuck?
posted by bkudria 22 September | 22:22
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!
posted by wendell 22 September | 22:25
I SAID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT COOKIES FOR? THIS SHIT IS THE LAMEST SHIT I EVER HEARD! COOKIES ARE FOR PANSIES!

I LIKE MUFFINS MYSELF.
posted by bkudria 22 September | 22:28
WHO WANTS PIE?!?!?!!
posted by wendell 22 September | 22:32
OOPS NO CANT HAVE PIE, MY DOC PUT ME ON A DIET!! IS IT A GOOD PIE? I DO LOVE ME MY CHERRY PIE!
posted by bkudria 22 September | 22:35
LEMON MERINGUE!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!
posted by wendell 22 September | 22:47
LEMON MERINGUE??! WHAT! THE! FUCK!? I'VE SEEN BETTER PIES AT THE COUNTY FAIR! PUT SOME OOMPH INTO IT, MAN!

*LOBS STEAMY-ASS APPLE PIE*
JUST LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE IT!
posted by bkudria 22 September | 22:57
*TAKES MRS. SMITH'S BANANA CREAM OUT OF FREEZER*

SHOULD I LET IT THAW? NAW!!!

*OLYMPIC DISCUS THROW*
posted by wendell 22 September | 23:02
DODGES LEFT! DODGES RIGHT! LEFT AGAIN! ZIG! ZAG!
SUCCESSFUL DODGE!


OK, NOW I'M PISSED!!!

SECRET WEAPON TIME!!

*LOADS THE PIE GUN WITH RHUBARB, PUMPKIN, AND BUTTERMILK CUSTARD PIES*

READY! AIM! FIIIIIRE!
posted by bkudria 22 September | 23:16
MY SON MADE ALL-DISTRICT CHOIR! W-FUCKING-00T!
posted by Doohickie 22 September | 23:17
YOU FLUNKING IDIOT!!! YOU JUST CUSTARDED DOOHICKIE'S SON AND THE ENTIRE ALL-DISTRICT CHOIR!!!

THOSE PIE GUNS OTTA BE ILLEGAL!!! WAIT A MINUTE... THEY ARE!!!

*RUNS AND HIDES*
posted by wendell 22 September | 23:21
*LAUNCHES SPECIAL AMISH SAUERKRAUT SURPRISE CUSTARD PIE AT WENDELL*
*GETS HIM RIGHT IN THE SCHNOZZ!!!*

OOPS SORRY!











(NOT REALLY BWAHAHA!!!!)
posted by bkudria 22 September | 23:25
THANKS! YOU JUST WIPED OUT THE SPIDERS WHO WERE HOLDING ME CAPTIVE IN THE OTHER THREAD! AND I DO LIKE SAUERKRAUT! (i just have to blow my nose now)
posted by wendell 22 September | 23:41
EEEEWWWWWW!

FUCKING DISGUSTING!
posted by Doohickie 22 September | 23:43
YEAH THAT WAS MY GOAL THE WHOLE TIME I JUST COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING OR THEY'D FIND OUT!.

GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK NOW!

OFFERS COFFEE LIQUEUR ICE CREAM PIE IN PEACE!
posted by bkudria 22 September | 23:45
WHO YOU CALLIN AN IRISH FAN, BOP? JUST BECAUSE I RELISH IN THEIR MISERY DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T MAKE THE OBVIOUS CALL THAT THEIR COACH IS HORRIBLY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED LAST YEAR!

AND I'LL KEEP SAYING UNTIL SOMEBODY LISTENS: BRADY QUINN IS THE NEXT RICK MIRER! ONLY NOT AS GOOD AT THE COLLEGE LEVEL!

IN OTHER RANTING NEWS, WHO THE HELL ATE MY COOKIES?
posted by kyleg 23 September | 02:23
*peeps into thread, sees pie all over the place, waggles finger at bkudria and wendell for making such a mess*

NOW GO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP, YOU MISERABLE FUCKS!!!
posted by hadjiboy 23 September | 04:17
IT'S HARD TO AGREE AND YELL AT THE SAME TIME, KYLEG!!!! I'LL GO ONE STEP FURTHER AND SAY BRADY QUINN WON'T EVEN LAST AS LONG IN THE LEAGUE AS MIRER DID!!!!!!

AND STOP STUFFING YOURSELVES WITH PIE, YOU FAT FUCKS!!!!!!!!!
posted by BitterOldPunk 23 September | 11:07
THIS THREAD IS RIPPING APART MY PROFANITY FILTER. STUPID FILTER.
SAVAGES!
posted by craniac 23 September | 15:40
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