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22 September 2007

send cheees now we have trap the murder us humen swan in her own trap ha ha ha

send cheees now or she will nevur tel you anothur storee

send lots and lots of cheees we like bree best

post by: Orange Swan at: 19:03 | 18 comments

I gots no cheese...want wine? more wine?

posted by casarkos 22 September | 19:25

Okay, mice. Just calm down. Calm down. We're just talking here 'kay? Just talking. Okay? We can get you cheese, we can, it's just gonna take awhile, alright? Now, this human swan, is she okay? Can we, maybe see her?

posted by typewriter 22 September | 19:26

send cheees now or we will eet her

posted by Orange Swan 22 September | 19:29

The Government will NOT negotiate with terrorist mice. Which is not necessarily bad news: have you ever TASTED Government cheese? It tastes almost as bad as Ms. Swan would if you ate her.

posted by wendell 22 September | 19:33

Send in the Swat Kats!

posted by CKmtl 22 September | 19:38

we heer swans is practicly chiken

and we love chiken

posted by Orange Swan 22 September | 19:44

and cheees

posted by Orange Swan 22 September | 19:56

Lots of cheeses? How much cheese, how many of you need cheese -just how many of you mices are there? We can get the cheese, but, how much? Do you like sharp cheddar? You said you like brie, but will sharp cheddar be OK? We may be able to get cheddar. Talk to us.

posted by mightshould 22 September | 20:38

Hey Mice, why don't you leave the nice swan alone and come mess with me? I've killed 3 of you in the past 3 days. You can't pick up what I throw down.

posted by sciurus 22 September | 20:41

Mice, I've done in your Pittsburgh cousin and I'll give you a taste of the same medicine if you don't let the swan go.

posted by octothorpe 22 September | 21:05

*runs around screaming in a panic*

posted by gomichild 22 September | 21:23

we like camembert gouda edam too

send cheees soon or we will eet her finngers and tos

posted by Orange Swan 22 September | 22:13

were hungree

posted by Orange Swan 22 September | 22:14

WE AR DA SPIDERZ AT WEDNEL'S PARTMENT... WUD U MYCE LIKE TO TRADE HUMAN SWAN FOR WEDNEL? HE IZ VERY CHEEZZY

posted by wendell 22 September | 22:59

FYI all, I freed Wendell in the previous thread. Watch out, mice!

posted by bkudria 22 September | 23:47

Okay, the gouda has been deposited in the Swiss account per your instructions now release the Swan!

posted by Doohickie 22 September | 23:49

I LIKE TO MAKE POOPS

posted by thirteenkiller 23 September | 00:20

Shure Ay'll sennd chees...strate tyu the swans closet with no water and no wae owt. See u in thry daes mouses!

posted by brujita 23 September | 00:59

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