Well...it's Tuesday morning here. It's not the best of the web or anything, but
this made me laugh...you need to read to the end of the lyrics for the funny part I'm afraid.
→[More:]My kids really love the muppets, and as a kid, I really loved John Denver. So, I was trying to recall the lyrics to the song he did about the feather bed. So, I looked them up and had a hard time recalling how that last couplet fit into the song!