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25 July 2007

I'm watching Lou Dobbs. I love Lou Dobbs, man. Hardest working man in showbusiness. Not only does he have a TV show, he also picks his own fruit. Cleans his own toilet and makes his own bed in hotels. Cooks his own food and washes his own dishes in restaurants. Slaughters his own beef, cuts it up, loads the beef on trucks. Mows his own lawn. Cleans his own pool. And so forth. He don't need no goddamn immigrants, that Lou Dobbs. Love him. Do any of you guys watch him, too?

post by: matteo at: 17:56 | 10 comments

No -- I don't have cable and he's too orange.

posted by psho 25 July | 17:57

You forgot the best part: he jerks himself off after every self-administered massage.

posted by felix betachat 25 July | 18:04

I imagine watching him would involve owning a television.

posted by mischief 25 July | 18:56

I imagine watching him would involve disowning all my aliens.
But then, my aliens aren't Mexican, they're Minbari.

posted by wendell 25 July | 18:59

I wish Lou Dobbs was my disapproving father.

posted by mullacc 25 July | 19:35

I imagine watching him would involve disowning all my aliens.

Mine are from Planet X. American workers just can't compete with those six arms. To say nothing of telekinesis.

posted by jonmc 25 July | 19:39

he jerks himself off after every self-administered massage

nah, as soon as the unfair competition of all those immigrants is erased, Columbia Law grads will totally do that to good ole Lou, they're like clamoring for it

posted by matteo 25 July | 22:22

Do any of you guys watch him, too?

No. I make my own TV show. Broadcast it to myself on my own closed-circuit TV. After I slaughter my own vegetables and cut them up. And eat them myself.

posted by shane 25 July | 22:59

I pay an illegal alien to watch him for me.

posted by trondant 26 July | 00:19

The mexican-heritage community here in Vegas is about equally split over the illegal alien matter. Those who can vote tend to favor stricter limits. Given the rumblings I hear at busstops among blacks, I do not get the impression that they are all that friendly toward illegals either.

posted by mischief 26 July | 00:52

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