drezdn's crazy business ideas #8: Why You All Up In My Grill? (theme restaurant) →[More:]Why You All Up In My Grill?(TM) would take the sassy theme restaurant to the Xtreme Limit(TM). It would be sort of like Chicago/Milwaukee's Ed Debevic's but with far more offensive staff, and a shabby interior.

Waiters and Waitresses would be judge by the qualities of their scars, and their ability to get into a fight at the slightest moment (think Flavor of Love woman).

The food would be purchased from the same sources school cafeterias get their hamburgers, fish and more.

If you're waiting for a seat, your party would have to stand around the table you're assigned, glaring at the previous occupants while they finish their mildly tasty meal, then you'd have to bus it yourself.

If you find a cigarette in your sandwich you win a prize!