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This is pretty icky on several levels, it's neither decorative nor appetizing. And why does Ted Nugent have to be a part of this? I agree with ChuckD, crotch sweat plus old beef = really disgusting.
Ted Nugent would breed, raise and slaughter the bull, and make his own jerky out of which his elaborately woven pants would be constructed. Women everywhere would want him.
"Ted Nugent would breed, raise and slaughter the bull, and make his own jerky..."
ej, I hate to break it to you, but Nugent is on record, several times, as generally going commando, the better to ford unbridged rivers while hunting. And he really doesn't go for raising meat he feels you should get by hunting wild animals.
And perhaps more to the point of your original post's wording, men who have everything certianly don't hide it in underwear. But I love this new surge of interest of yours in all things male. You go, grrrl!
Also, unlike this, which would take most women, well, nanoseconds to obliterate, chewing off the jerky pants would be hours of jaw-numbing work, which would sort of defeat the object of the whole exercise.
1. A man doesn't have everything if he doesn't have essexjan!
2. No man has essexjan, or could hope to tame her wild, unfettered soul.
3. No man has everything, QED.
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