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19 June 2007

The fat it blocks can come out of your body in embarrassing ways. "The site suggests it's probably a "smart idea" to wear dark pants and bring a change of clothes to work if you use Alli."
Oily farts. That's my new sockpuppet's name.
posted by nola 19 June | 07:41
Funny and also so ridiculous.

EATING FAT DOES NOT DIRECTLY EQUATE TO PUTTING FAT ON YOUR BOD, LOL!

Fat digests slowly and so does not necessarilly convert to stored fat in your body.

Now SIMPLE SUGARS digest WAY FAST and so overload your blood sugar and produce an insulin reaction that stores those sugars real quickly... as fat on your bod.

(Unless you're exercizing so much that the sugars stored in your your muscles and liver are depleted incredibly and need desperate and massive replenishing. Not likely.)

And processed grains (like most flour in bread or fast food buns or just about anything) digest about as quickly as refined sugar.

(A good clue to what's overprocessed is if it's "Enriched," which means they processed everything remotely good out of it and "enriched" it with only five nutrients.)
posted by shane 19 June | 08:14
THEY CAN HAVE MY ORANGE UNDERWEAR STAIN WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD ASS.
posted by Hugh Janus 19 June | 08:21
I agree with everything you said, shane. The fat that you eat doesn't automatically turn into fat. It does have lots of calories though, and I guess that's what people are trying to avoid....who knows.

I wonder what the difference is between Alli and Olestra? Sounds like they both cause anal leakage....wheee!
posted by iconomy 19 June | 08:22
I WANT TO POOP MY PANTS
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 June | 09:50
I suppose that's better than wanting to poop some else's pants.
posted by jonmc 19 June | 09:52
IM IN UR PANTS, LOSIN' UR WEIGHT
posted by mullacc 19 June | 09:52
People are willing to risk anal leakage for 150 kcal a day? I'm sorry, but if things are going to be coming out of my butt willy-nilly, I at least want to get a good cheeseburger out of the deal.
posted by ferociouskitty 19 June | 09:55
I'M WILLY NILLY, COMIN' OUT OF UR BUTT
posted by Hellbient 19 June | 10:28
THEY CAN HAVE MY ORANGE UNDERWEAR STAIN WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD ASS.
posted by Hugh Janus 19 June | 08:21

Eponysterical!
posted by essexjan 19 June | 11:28
It's killing me that I can't favorite some of these comments.
posted by bunnyfire 19 June | 12:08
I'm currently on Xenecal, it really is about the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced, but it does seem to work.
posted by doctor_negative 19 June | 12:43
THIS STUFF IS THE SHITZ!!!
I wonder what the difference is between Alli and Olestra?

No idea how they compare chemically, but Olestra is a food additive and Alli is a supplement. A friend of mine just started taking Alli. She says it's disgusting but apparently effective.
posted by tangerine 19 June | 15:07
I saw that stuff at the grocery today and didn't know what it was. I thought it was a book (it was with the magazines and books) and didn't look terribly close. I guess if a book gives you the runs it's either unbelievably good or unbelievably bad.
posted by chewatadistance 19 June | 15:54
Julie: Plomox is the most effective anti-arrhythmic drug on the market right now. And it has minimal side-effects: Only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage.

Dr. Cox: I'm getting two out of three just from the conversation.

posted by qvantamon 19 June | 16:09
Oh god, just the thought of these side effects would make me lose weight, because I'd be too scared to eat anything!
posted by dg 19 June | 17:02
Just... ewww.
posted by miss lynnster 19 June | 23:52
Fresh beginnings* || Would anyone like to do another emcee?

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