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02 May 2007

Down with peepee and coochie! I'm feeling ... crotchety. →[More:]
Those tired old euphemisms have GOT to go. We're a creative bunch here, so let's think up alternatives. Here's what I've come up with so far:

(f) bazizzle, encroach motel, Tigress of You 'Fraidies, chupacabra del sur, fork in the road
(m) cumquat, Adam's chapel, Mexican hairless, gristly bare, Staffy O'Coccus

post by: rob511 at: 18:03 | 15 comments

(Not that anyone asked, but the genesis of this thread was the late left turn that mudpuppie's Stickynips thread took yesterday.)

posted by rob511 02 May | 18:10

Staffy O'Coccus is brilliant. Those would make such great usernames or band names.

him:
Peter O'Toole (perfect just the way it is)
Divine-ing Rod
Come-uppance
The Andre 3000

her:
Haute Couture (pronounced Hot Cooter, but with some French verve)
The Love Below (works really well with the Andre 3000, as does the Speakerboxxx)

posted by iconomy 02 May | 18:10

(f)tantalizing love cavern (TLC)
(m)beloved lovehammer of thrustosity (BLT)

posted by jonmc 02 May | 18:11

*sits back with smug grin on "puss," happy with early election returns*

posted by rob511 02 May | 18:15

(f) center of gravity

posted by Specklet 02 May | 18:27

What's wrong with the good old "penis and vagina" and "cock and cunt"?

posted by cmonkey 02 May | 18:28

where is your sense of poetry, man?? 'penis' sounds like some obscure bile duct and 'vagina' sounds like a heart disease. The most fun parts of our body deserve better names...like furburger and meathammer...

posted by jonmc 02 May | 18:30

Bah! You cannot fornicate and procreate when your "meathammer" gives a "hot love injection" into a "furburger", my good sir.

posted by cmonkey 02 May | 18:37

Don't call me 'my good sir.'

(unless we're playing 'knight and novice.' It's not thursday, is it? ;))

posted by jonmc 02 May | 18:41

I've got plenty of verbage for the bits, but what I want is a good alternative for clitoris. "Button" is the best I've ever heard, but it falls way short. Clit isn't awufl, I guess, but still, that's where there isn't any poetry. (Peen? Vage? See what I mean?)

posted by rainbaby 02 May | 18:42

dangling modifier and, um... reflexive case?

posted by syntax 02 May | 18:53

Ralph and Alice? Fred and Wilma?

posted by Pips 02 May | 19:14

Boobies are Thelma and Louise.

posted by rainbaby 02 May | 19:16

penis' sounds like some obscure bile duct and 'vagina' sounds like a heart disease.

Mark, Howard and Chorus: Penis!
Lucy: It sounds so overwhelmingly medicinal.
Janet: A penis sounds like something a doctor would have hanging off of him.
Lucy: None of the men I know and love in the rock and roll business got penises. They all got cocks or dicks at least.
Janet: Sure, you want to go strap on a pop star, and he wants to stick a penis up you, where is that at?

posted by Lentrohamsanin 02 May | 19:30

Previously on metachat Oh! What fun!

posted by mike9322 03 May | 06:38

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