MetaChat - Stickynips.

MetaChat is an informal place for MeFites to touch base and post, discuss and chatter about topics that may not belong on MetaFilter. Questions? Check the FAQ. Please note: This is important.

01 May 2007

Stickynips. For a more beautiful you. (SFW.)

post by: mudpuppie at: 12:08 | 15 comments

Do you have to wear them on your boobs? I'd like to get six or seven of them, put them on my forehead and plams and loiter outside a nuclear power plant.

posted by jonmc 01 May | 12:37

I'm Asian and I take offense to that

posted by matteo 01 May | 12:45

jon that'd be especially effective if you get the African American skin tone.

I've been getting in trouble all week for saying stuff I thought was hysterical that others took seriously and were insulted. Uh, this is not serious. In case anyone is insulted.

posted by chewatadistance 01 May | 13:05

StickyGlue® provides supreme holding power for personal body accessories, including: socks, knee socks, compression garments, shoulder straps, dresses, wigs, toupees, costumes, orthopedic and surgical devices, etc.

For some reason, it tickles me no-end that they would mention socks and knee socks, and "costumes" amidst everything else.

posted by Specklet 01 May | 13:16

I really wanted cleavage for my senior prom, so taped my boobs together with duct tape. That didn't hold, so I reinforced the tape with wood glue and dried it with a hairdryer.

This is what I think of when I hear "Sticky Nips."

posted by jrossi4r 01 May | 13:23

jrossi, I assume you let your date know, otherwise that might have been something of a shock.

posted by jonmc 01 May | 13:31

Hell naw! That would have ruined the illusion! (He wasn't getting to them anyway. My parents were vigilant as hell on prom night...because we all know that's the ONLY opportunity teenagers have for getting drunk and getting it on.)

posted by jrossi4r 01 May | 13:51

I'm more wondering if you managed to get them apart before the birth of your first child. ;-) Wood glue? Owwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

posted by mygothlaundry 01 May | 14:02

Boobeez.
Get them both and let them fight it out.

posted by ethylene 01 May | 14:09

¡Ay ay ay — dulce de leche!

posted by rob511 01 May | 16:57

Never in my life have I thought "this outfit is great, but if my nipples were more prominent it would be EVEN BETTER.

In fact, I've been known to throw out bras that don't properly cover nipples. (hey, it's super cold in my office!)

posted by kellydamnit 01 May | 19:13

Ditto, kellydamnit.

It took a long, warm soak to undo them, mgl. I also got a run in my stockings and took them off at that prom. Problem was I wasn't wearing underwear and had to walk up a set of ladder-type stairs to get from the dance floor to our table--which meant that those seated under the stairs got an unexpected beaver shot. Ah, prom. Meeeeemories...light the corners of my cooch....

posted by jrossi4r 01 May | 19:26

... "corners of my cooch" ... "corners of my cooch" ... "corners of my cooch"??

Damn, what shape your bazizzle anyway, babe?

posted by rob511 02 May | 00:57

The corners define the bottom of the cooch.

posted by danostuporstar 02 May | 08:53

There's a round hole/square peg joke in there somewhere, but I'm too tired to find it.

posted by jrossi4r 02 May | 09:36

← Olbermann Slams Giulianni || "While we awaited the group’s response, everyone told us that it would be impossible →

HOME || REGISTER || LOGIN