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18 May 2006

This is the Genitalia Euphemism thread. Go nuts.

post by: mike9322 at: 16:45 | 37 comments

not for genitalia, but:

"washed my dishes"

posted by Lipstick Thespian 18 May | 16:46

cocktail sausage

posted by flopsy 18 May | 16:56

LOL NUTS

posted by Eideteker 18 May | 16:56

I use the term "wangendoodle" a lot.

posted by eekacat 18 May | 16:57

pork sword. trouser trout. love snake. one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store.

posted by jonmc 18 May | 16:59

wedding tackle, meat and two potatoes.

posted by Capn 18 May | 17:00

Meat tulip.

posted by sveskemus 18 May | 17:07

creamy eclair

posted by flopsy 18 May | 17:13

Squoink.
Cookie.
Jobber.
Penis.

Wait.

posted by Specklet 18 May | 17:17

Man things. Lady things.

posted by Atom Eyes 18 May | 17:23

"junk" works for all types of genitals.

posted by cmonkey 18 May | 17:24

my personal favorite is coochie.

posted by YouCanCallMeAl 18 May | 17:32

The nether proboscis.
The royal rostrum.
The proud prow.

posted by agropyron 18 May | 17:34

the wookie (at the risk of it being called an ewok)

posted by porpoise 18 May | 17:37

Has anyone said cooter yet?

Heh, "cooter". Hee hee!

posted by kosher_jenny 18 May | 17:51

Bajingo,vajayjay, sausage wallet.

posted by viachicago 18 May | 17:52

via, sausage wallet had me loling. hee!

posted by mike9322 18 May | 17:54

hooha is my favorite.

posted by unknowncommand 18 May | 17:55

Cooter is hilarious.

Punani (probably spelled wrong)(F)
My better half (M)

posted by tr33hggr 18 May | 18:52

lady business

posted by matildaben 18 May | 18:54

I'm partial to lady business, and for the males: My one Chester A Arthur! or the guv'nor.

posted by Divine_Wino 18 May | 18:59

Or, actually upon reflection, as my friend once said (we were in the depths of reeferdom) upon sort of knocking his shit into a low fence we were vaulting:

"Sweet Mary Magdalene, I've just demolished my manhood."

posted by Divine_Wino 18 May | 19:04

The Netherlands: Home of the 2lips.

posted by jrossi4r 18 May | 19:04

Honey pot.

posted by Doohickie 18 May | 20:34

Around this house, it is "Thunderstick of the Gods," thank you very much.

[I kid, I kid]

posted by Marxchivist 18 May | 20:43

"Him"
"Her"
(and the various grammatically correct variants, of course).

We run a dignifed and respectable household, thank you.

posted by dg 18 May | 21:08

Monkeys, as in "monkeys, it's cold out", or "freeze yer monkeys off".

Um. And there's the ever-popular 'one-eyed wonder lizard', and a 'badly-packed kebab'.

There's also the 'thinking with the wrong head', and for females it's 'talking with the wrong set of lips'.

posted by Zack_Replica 18 May | 21:11

Dangly (or dangling) bits.

My aunt had a cat named Cooter.

posted by deborah 18 May | 21:45

Here Cooter. Nice pussy!

posted by sarah connor 18 May | 22:00

miss curlique

posted by Pips 18 May | 22:24

Beef curtains.

posted by AlexReynolds 18 May | 23:30

Lingam and yoni. (And if you find a tender yoni that is right for you, make it official.)

posted by santee cooper 18 May | 23:55

I always thought

"Bitch splitter"

Was funny.

posted by delmoi 19 May | 01:47

navigator of the windward pass
pink velvet sausage wallet
Spurt Reynolds
Aunt Mary
blue-veined custard chucker

*thanks god for rogers profanisaurus*

posted by seanyboy 19 May | 02:07

I actually had an enormous file of names in my palmpilot. I asked every guy I met to tell me nicknames for the penis. Australians, Scots, Jordy bastards, all had fun names. I miss that file now.

One eyed Jap
Trouser Snake
Beef bayonet
Purple bishop
dammit I can't remmber any of the really funny ones.

euphemism for girls fun: "polishing the pearl"

posted by dabitch 19 May | 02:13

Forgive me, but the name Yankel Rosenbaum always got my imagination going.

posted by StickyCarpet 19 May | 07:02

Nine-iron, meet sand trap.

Sand trap, nine-iron.

posted by danostuporstar 19 May | 07:29

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