Copying ThePinkSuperhero. Grease is the Word. So, bizarrely, I actually know one of the contestants on ITV's new and appallingly bad Talent Show. →[More:] So now I'm torn. I'd like the guy to do well and all, but there's a dark evil side of me hopes he'll get knocked out quickly so I don't have to watch any more of this dross.

Yeah - so ermm, vote Danny. Or don't. I just don't know...