Make up video games for bands. →[More:]Nirvana - I Hate Myself and Want to Die.

As the lesser known, more functional members of the band, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic, your challenge is to keep Kurt from killing himself so you can get through the tour and make money. When the suicide meter gets low, you'd better have some heroin, ginger tea (good for the tummy), or a good riff around to keep him occupied!
Don't forget to keep those corporate fat cats away from Kurt, otherwise he'll break down in shivers and you won't be able to play the show. At the same time, he'll need just enough Courtney time, but not crazy Courtney time - that breaks him down too and results in cancelled shows, which can cause riots (where fans misinterpret lyrics outloud as they break things)! So you'll have to keep Courtney away and sane (heroin and slutty guys usually does it).

If you make it to the "MTV Unplugged in New York" album, you're an expert! Good luck and make sure you avoid the gun stores as you go through the Bible Belt!