How many famous/infamous people are in your mobile phone's Contacts list? I count between three and five, depending on value of famous/infamous. Usually when they call or I am calling them it is not a good thing.

SHOUTING THREAD THAT ACTUALLY GOT SOMETHING DONE INSIDE!→[More:]

HEY, IDIOTS? CAN YOU JUST CALL EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF CALLING ME? AND GROUP, WHAT THE COCK IS UP WITH YOUR COMPLETE COWARDICE? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BRING (VERY NICE) CONTROVERSIAL LADY UP TO SPEAK, NOW YOU DON'T WANT HER TO TALK ABOUT $CONTROVERSIAL_TOPIC?

WELL SHE IS GOING TO SCHOOL YOU, IN HER SPEECH! ALSO WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR GUIDELINES! AND WHILE BEING GRACIOUS AND ELEGANT AND UPLIFTING! AND FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW, NOT MINE, THANKS! SHE'S WAY SMARTER THAN BOTH OF US PUT TOGETHER, SHE WINS.

OH, AND ORGANISER GIRL? DON'T KEEP REFERRING ME TO OTHERS. TAKE A DECISION. I KNOW YOU CAN.

(hey, while I was typing this rant organiser girl called me back and had TAKEN A DECISION! shouting threads work!)