I would like to have a word with the inventor of vodka, and the inventor of double-shot glasses, and kill them
→[More:] What kind of vodka, you ask? Crappy. Flavored. I don't know. All I know is I've been feeling too shitty to get out of bed until now (4:30 EST), and even now I'm rethinking the decision.
I've failed Specklet, but I'm reaffirming my vows of going dry, now until March 3rd. For real this time. I don't even want to look at a bottle of Listerine at this point.
And a question: Why, oh why, does my balance seem... off? Like when you have a cold and you're just dizzy all the time... it's like that. When can I expect that to pass?