THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]I AM SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING KRIX AND SAF TONIGHT FOR A JACK THE RIPPER WALK ROUND THE EAST END FOLLOWED BY A CURRY BUT IT IS ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY, HORRIBLY BUCKETING DOWN WITH RAIN, AND THE WIND IS SO STRONG THAT IT'S BLOWING THE RAIN HORIZONTALLY. IT'S LIKE A FREEZING COLD MONSOON OUT THERE!
PLEASE DO THE OPPOSITE OF THE 'RAIN DANCE' TO MAKE IT STOP!