One of them has lumps...

I thought you meant Sarah Ferguson, which scared me a bit...

Yeah. Kirstie's more attractive physically, but has such an annoying personality that it negates it.

Hehe. I never noticed that before! I had to look at the last one for a while to figure out who it was. I know I'm in the minority, but I think Fergie is attractive. She's had lots of artifical enhancements over the years, but I think she's cute. And who doesn't pee their pants onstage once in a while?

I think Kirstie Alley is attractive too, now that I think about it. They both have a hard edge to them that I usually don't care for, but it works for them. I think it's the heavy upper eyelid/overly arched eyebrow look on both of them that gives them a super tough look. Or fake look, or something....I can't define it.

From upper left: Kirstie, Fergie, Kirstie, Fergie, Kirstie, Fergie.

I thought you meant Sarah Ferguson, which scared me a bit...
It's been no more than a year since I discovered there was another, much to my chagrin.

I can tell the difference between them, but I can't tell which one is which.

Its easy, I'd "do" Fergie" and Kirstie Alley gives me hives. The personality more than anything else really though. And the fact that she seems like an incredible twit.

Oh wait, didn't Fergie yell at someone recently for talking while she was singing because her voice was God-given? Nevermind.

They are both on the no-poke list.

Fergie has an eyebrow piercing, and Kirstie's a Scientologist.

One of them needs to lay off the spray-on tan.

yeah jon, good thing Rachel Ray doesn't have an annoying personality or I'd have to call you out on that one.

Well, I still have my eternal-geek-marker erotic fantasies about the original Saavik.

Yeah, I can tell the difference. Seeing Fergie makes me puke; with Kirstie Alley it's more of a dry heave.