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08 January 2007

PubesAid: Shave to Save! This has gotta be a joke but its a pretty good one!

post by: fenriq at: 14:56 | 19 comments

Sorry, probably NSFW though there's no nudity.

posted by fenriq 08 January | 14:57

This reminds me uncomfortably of an ex of mine who fished out of the bathroom wastepaper basket some clippings of my carpet and tried to pretend he didn't. Ew.

But I found them taped in your journal, you weirdo!

posted by Specklet 08 January | 15:01

WOW, Spexxx.
That's all I can really say to that...fukkin WOW, dude.

posted by Joe Famous 08 January | 15:21

Specklet, I have to admit that I had read that twice before I understood it. I was like, carpet trimmings? WTF?

And now, I understand and am very, very pleased that weirdo-dude (which would be a great name for a bad superhero) is an ex. Creepy and wrong.

I don't have any idea why anyone would have any interest in anyone's pubic hair.

posted by fenriq 08 January | 15:28

Oh Specklet. That sent a little chill up my spine. Yeek!

When I was in college, one of the girls in my hall was terrified of "voodoo" and used to burn any of her hair that came unattached to her head. The smell was horrendous.

We put our foot down when someone caught her burning her used maxi-pad. (Menstrual blood apparently has very powerful juju.)

posted by jrossi4r 08 January | 15:32

someone caught her burning her used maxi-pad.

at that very moment, a woman in Cincinatti's vagina caught fire, engulfing her and her lover in lusty flames.

posted by jonmc 08 January | 15:34

*runs from thread in horror, stumbles into penis wrench tread, passes out*

posted by pieisexactlythree 08 January | 15:38

er, thread.

posted by pieisexactlythree 08 January | 15:38

Sorry, pieisexactlythree, I'm not making your day easier, am I?

posted by fenriq 08 January | 15:44

a woman in Cincinatti's vagina...
Wotta city.

posted by Wolfdog 08 January | 15:55

Sorry, guys, didn't mean to squick you out. man, he was a fuckin' weirdo.

posted by Specklet 08 January | 16:12

a woman in Cincinatti's vagina...
Wotta city.

Well it IS the Queen City after all. . .

posted by danf 08 January | 16:12

Probably old news, but this woman tweezed her entire pubic area because she was bored.

posted by LoriFLA 08 January | 16:31

I once did the same thing, Lori. Heh.

posted by Specklet 08 January | 17:27

I probably could have kept that to myself. Sorry.

posted by Specklet 08 January | 17:38

I once did the same thing, Lori. Heh.
posted by Specklet 08 January | 17:27
I probably could have kept that to myself. Sorry.
posted by Specklet 08 January | 17:38

Those comments are pretty worthless without. . . .oh never mind.

posted by danf 08 January | 17:46

Specklet:

Maybe it's time to invoice creepy-ex for 200 Euros per pube.

posted by qvantamon 08 January | 19:46

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman buys Scott Tenorman's pubes. In the end, Cartman kills Scott's parents and turns them into chili. Scott eats his own parents. Radiohead thinks Scott is a looser for crying.

Moral of the story: No good can come of this.

posted by youngergirl44 08 January | 20:46

used maxipads, discarded pubes... these are all essential ingredients for establishing any kind of voodoo over someone. Also look out for your fingernail clippings. Best to burn all of it before it hits the wastebasket. It's like leaving your credit cards on your front steps.

posted by scarabic 09 January | 01:14

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