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18 December 2006
The sheep don't like it. Stop the cat box, stop the cat box...→[More:]
Now see...that commercial makes no damn sense. How could they have gone through all the steps to download a song titled "Rock the Casbah" then not recognize the phrase in the lyrics? It frustrates me.
Funny thing (for me, anyway) is that I saw the post title and sort of went "WTF is arse_hat on, anyway, and what the hell nonsense is this? Sounds like something weretable would post late at night." (No offense, 'table.)
And then that song popped into my head all of the sudden.
Okay, so maybe that's not funny ha-ha. But, you know, I maybe just felt like typing something just now.
These are cool, arse_hat... I esp. like the one by Trust Company. (I wonder if they're named after the bank that used to exist in the southeast?)
As for that ad jrossi mentioned...
I *despise* commercials that try to sell you just by having actors talk about songs from your youth. Those seem even more cynical to me than the ones depicting kids in danger from faulty fire alarms or tires or whatever. They're like, "All you have to do is punch a few buttons in their memory, and the wallets fly open!"
People are always fucking this song up. But I just listened to it and typed the lyrics as I listened. I am pretty sure these are the real lyrics:
Ow! Balki told the kooky mayor
You'll have to let that robber drum
They oiled down the desert waif
Padme's shaking her tube top
The shaky toad's cadillac
We went a cruisin down La'Ville
The oyster bar's expandin'
I'm a radiator grille
Sherry, you gonna like it
Vlad's a casper
Vlad's a casper
Sherry, you gonna like it
Vlad's a casper
Vlad's a casper
I ordered a new carpet
Big bird, that book is out
Regenerate the fate pill
Whip that crazy catbird's snout
Bite the pedal with the porn out
I'm licking camel junk
The loco kit car pimper
Got his kit car pimping funk
Vasson on the sheriff
Heather is square
Baby gets away
Chorus
That ogre got the tempo
Bored, not really packing shit
The limp cow is cruel
Said his dick is champagne thin
Burn as the women change direction
Send the pimple back to fire
The cow gotta whip
With that creep Casper's charm
Chorus
The crinkle of his bed fibers
Geese head you better run and play
Drug the bums doing the litter rants
Down in Casper's way
Vassoon and the sheriff's
Ship pulled out a bear
The Jeff guy was chewin'
The catholic radio bear
Vassoon and the sheriff
Rush out of our hell
This Jeff guy gets paid
Sherry, you gonna like it
Vlad's a casper
Vlad's a casper
Sherry, you gonna like it
Vlad's a casper
Vlad's a casper
Sherry, you gonna like it
This thing has got lotion
Vlad's a casper
Vlad's a casper
Sherry, you gonna like it
Find a meal and we can bake it
Vlad's a casper
Vlad's a casper
Sherry, you gonna like it
You naughty little hater!
Vlad's a casper...
that party... yeah, I could not find one. Maybe because few people throw parties at noon? So it was only work fer moi. Just now managed to grab the zip! The zip file.