Help me! I'm bored stupid! My students have all blown me off for the afternoon and I don't agree with the motion I'm supposed to be defending at my other job. Therefore, I need something interesting to look forward to. →[More:] What should that something be? Trip to the liquor playground to stock up my new liquor cabinet? Painting my living room to prepare for my movers who come on Tuesday? Hanging out in the tobacco lounge? Watching horror movies home alone? Hot bath with expensive chocolates and wine? Shoe-shopping at the Fluevog store? Christmas shopping? Going to the Temple of Apple and buying the new little shuffle clip thingy and thwarting someone's plan for my Xmoose present?

Truly, it's a dilemma of epic proportions!