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28 October 2006

How can I resist... This morning I got an IM on Lava that read:

when do uwant to have kids and will u move to Calgary

Oh yeah!

post by: Orange Swan at: 14:30 | 20 comments

I say you should stampede!

posted by jonmc 28 October | 14:34

ur in my house havin my beebies

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 October | 14:38

Here's his profile:

If i do send u a message please just answer the question and let me know if you are interested in me or not? Also let me know if you can meet right away in person and talk more. If you are not interested ,then you are not ready for a guy like me.
NO PIC OR computer to send u a pic.. IF YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT MEETING,LET ME KNOW WHEN I CONTACT YOU. IF YOU ARE NOT THEN SAY SO. WANT KIDS WITHIN 1 YEAR or willing to adopt kids also. AND WANT TO START A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT AWAY IF WE CLICK. MUST LIKE DOGS AND YEAR AROUND FUN INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.honest,tried of all the games and lies,i am prince charming,i want the fairy tales,i want to have kids very soon,any serious woman who want a future,get back to know more,send a smile if interested.

That's odd - just this morning he had a picture up and said in his ad that interested women must be willing to locate to Calgary and have interests similar to his.

posted by Orange Swan 28 October | 14:50

What does he look like?

I almost feel like you should write him a message and say, dude, calm down. Desperation is NOT sexy.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 October | 14:54

No No No interaction with this man. None. Ick. Squick. Run Away Quick!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 October | 14:57

He isn't attractive at all.

posted by Orange Swan 28 October | 14:57

If you are not interested ,then you are not ready for a guy like me.

Tautology!

posted by Miko 28 October | 15:02

Though he does have more going for him than the guy I linked to in this thread.

posted by Orange Swan 28 October | 15:03

He sounds like a real catch.

posted by jason's_planet 28 October | 15:03

What does 'tautology' actually mean?

posted by jonmc 28 October | 15:03

Well, I'm half in love with the guy already, just based on his grammar.

posted by Specklet 28 October | 15:04

Specklet, you shouldn't judge a man based on his ancestors.

posted by jonmc 28 October | 15:09

Also, I must say that I find it hard to believe that the Sawn is having this hard a time in the dating pool.

posted by jonmc 28 October | 15:10

I'm going to go curl up in bed now with a big bowl of popcorn and reread Wuthering Heights.

posted by Orange Swan 28 October | 15:10

God...oh, god! How'd you find me and why oh why would you post that here?

*runs away ashamed*

posted by ufez 28 October | 15:11

*bites tongue*

posted by dersins 28 October | 15:13

He sent the same thing to me!

posted by dobbs 28 October | 15:25

when do uwant to have kids and will u move to Calgary

This is not me, since "kids" would be "cats" and "Calgary" would be "Edmonton" and I don't even own a Lavalife.

He isn't attractive at all.

Guilty as charged.

posted by hangashore 28 October | 15:33

No! No! No! "Prince Charming" is for YOU to decide, not for him to tell you.

posted by brujita 28 October | 22:50

Oh yes. Likewise, anyone who describes himself or herself as "a catch" should be thrown back.

posted by Orange Swan 29 October | 07:14

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