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04 October 2005

Hot Prospect This man from Hot Or Not has indicated that he wants to meet me. And people say I'm only single because I'm too picky. Sheesh.
"Let Hang out"

Oh come on, how can you not?? Are you made of iron or something??
posted by iconomy 04 October | 09:40
Uhhmmmm, he's got nice hair??
posted by JanetLand 04 October | 09:51
Um....he has a green thumb?
posted by iconomy 04 October | 09:57
I want you to meet my parents this weekend. That would be groovy.

He's a family man!
posted by Orange Swan 04 October | 09:58
See?? So where are you going on your first date?
posted by iconomy 04 October | 10:03
To meet his Mum and Dad, of course. Hell, why don't I bring all three of them to the next Toronto MeFi meetup. Imagine the photos and the comments in MeTa.
posted by Orange Swan 04 October | 10:29
So, d'ya wanna meet my folks, or what?

Actually it'll just be mom. You'll have to make allowances, 'cos she's fresh out the clinic. Pops is currently in the pen for the mail fraud. Pretty impressive, considering he can't read or write.
posted by veedubya 04 October | 10:32
omg you're here?? Can I braid your chest hair?
posted by iconomy 04 October | 10:40
He had me at the glasses.
posted by omiewise 04 October | 10:58
This man made a conscious decision to pose/ post shirtless: One can't help but wonder what his thinking was.

Chicks love panda bears, so I should show my panda bear side.

One day food will be scarce on earth, so I want everyone to know I'm packing a food hump.

The human brain loves to make connections, so when chicks see my chest-to-navel line they can't help but think Penis!

posted by Secret Life of Gravy 04 October | 11:08
packing a food hump


I thought it needed repeating.
posted by Capn 04 October | 11:23
lolerskates.
posted by delmoi 04 October | 11:53
GSASGUH! The Goggles Do Nothing!

*scrubs eyes with bleach*
posted by Fuzzy Monster 04 October | 11:59
Hee. He has "body builder" in his key words. Also "rack", "boobs", "killer", and "mom".

Okay, let's not meet Killer and his mom, m'kay? Get together with this guy from Athens, instead, and come live over here by me.
posted by taz 04 October | 12:25
I want to come live near you, taz! It's cold and rainy here, I'm pissed at my ex, and you are nice. Plus, Greek men are teh hawt.
posted by Specklet 04 October | 12:54
taz that is obviously a photoshop...
posted by delmoi 04 October | 13:17
I'm kind of thinking of signing up simply out of prurient curiosity as to what pics I might see of men who click "yes" for me.

Shall I create a perhaps false (with real picture) identity? Or would that be too disrespectuful?
posted by Specklet 04 October | 13:41
Just to be clear here... you're worried about being disrespectful to hotornot?
posted by Capn 04 October | 13:46
Real identity, false picture. Fake name, though. I recommend Ruth Tooth, Brenda Blender, Nancy Nancy, or something similar.
posted by Hugh Janus 04 October | 13:48
But a false picture would defeat the exercise, Hugh. As for names: Sarah Shoe? Iolenthe Calcium?

And Capn, yeah, I guess maybe I wouldn't need to worry about that so much.
posted by Specklet 04 October | 13:59
Okay, specklet - but only if you share your results with the class.
posted by taz 04 October | 14:04
Aw, Specklet, you know you're hot.
posted by Hugh Janus 04 October | 14:18
You can have my favorite Sim name if you want: Vulgara Barfeaux.
posted by mygothlaundry 04 October | 14:26
Vulgara Barfeaux! That's marvelous.

Aw, Hugh, you're a keeper. *flutters eyelashes*

Hmm. I need ideas for "interests, hobbies, background, and goals, and why they should want to meet you." How can I make this interesting?

Excuse me for hijacking the thread.
posted by Specklet 04 October | 14:34
I'm kind of thinking of signing up simply out of prurient curiosity as to what pics I might see of men who click "yes" for me.

I did that once. the results were not exactly ego-swelling.
posted by jonmc 04 October | 14:43
Even if the results are not ego-swelling (I think Hugh has done that quite nicely, thank you), it will be entertaining at the least.

Did I mention things at work are a little slow?

There's a nod to you all in my introduction:

I like trees, gin, reading in my big cushy chair, cooking enchiladas, shooting pool, singing the blues, nature documentaries, my houseplants, comix, Nat Shermans, and bunnies.

I could probably come up with something better than that, but I just don't think it matters that much.
posted by Specklet 04 October | 14:50
Heh heh, the second picture I looked at on the site is a guy in my music group.
posted by Specklet 04 October | 15:01
Hot?
posted by Hugh Janus 04 October | 15:09
Yeah, he's pretty good lookin'. I didn't think he'd be out there looking, as he has a girl, but maybe they've got an open relationship.

Here's me. It isn't the version of that photo I wanted to use, but who cares.

Oh yeah, and vote 4 me u guyz so ill be hawt!!1!
posted by Specklet 04 October | 15:25
cooking enchiladas

wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.
posted by danostuporstar 04 October | 15:32
Ok, you got my vote. How 'bout a hot date, baby?

If I had more time today, I'd put afrocrack frisbeegirl and compare results, but this should be fun to watch.
posted by Frisbee Girl 04 October | 15:36
Wait a minute... what Toronto meetup?
posted by Capn 04 October | 15:37
≡ Click to see image ≡

I was trying for a shot of Homer thinking, "Makin' bacon on the beach," you know, to go with the winks and nudges and enchiladas. But then I saw this garden of Eden one, and my search ended.
posted by Hugh Janus 04 October | 15:38
You do get a range. Here are some of the guys from my Double Match list (meaning we each indicated interest in meeting the other).
posted by Orange Swan 04 October | 15:38
Orange Swan, for some reason, I always associate you with London. Weird.

Have you ever met up with any of the Hot or Not guys?
posted by Frisbee Girl 04 October | 15:46
I know it's shallow, but I can't see you with a guy with a pixelated second head.
posted by Capn 04 October | 15:47
But he's cute, Capn! You'd get over the second head after you got to know him.
posted by Specklet 04 October | 16:58
I rated you as the hottest of the hot BTW.
posted by Capn 04 October | 17:10
Me too. When I did this, I scored 6.8, roughly.

*sigh*
posted by jonmc 04 October | 17:18
hot or not, match, all of them frighten me. i have browsed but i can't see myself putting my profile/picture up there. i expect mostly weirdos to reply and even if there are a few good ones thrown in, it has always made me uncomfortable finding an excuse not to talk to/go out with some person. i guess i could just act nuts when someone uninteresting contacted me.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 04 October | 18:11
Whoa, 40 people have rated me so far already! I'm a 7.1. Not too shabby. I mean, I figure if someone doesn't think I'm perfect in every way, they have a phobia of shaved heads. Right?
posted by Specklet 04 October | 19:38
You're doing well, Specklet. I only have a 5.8 on there.
posted by Orange Swan 04 October | 19:44
Oh, and I've actually met just one guy off there, and corresponded with a number of others.
posted by Orange Swan 04 October | 19:45
I'm so ging on there. Get ready for a HUGE score.
posted by seanyboy 04 October | 20:09
Awaiting Moderator review. Arghhhh.
posted by seanyboy 04 October | 20:15
when the site was brand-spanking-new, i submitted a picture of my cat's anus as my photo. i think it was hot or not, at least. one of those sites. it was rated a 9. soon after that they began moderating.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 04 October | 20:32
So I rate significantly lower than your cat's anus? [self-esteem flatlines]
posted by Orange Swan 04 October | 21:43
i rated you top hot.
compared to the weirdness i get sent (for reasons i'm unclear on from places i don't go to emails i rarely check) he's manwhich (as in more than a meal or "whichwhathuh?")
we should make trading cards:
"i'll trade you to erect penises freom norway for the guy wearing nature's butt warmer"
posted by ethylene 04 October | 21:52
lol, i think i was just making a point about the silliness of the ratings.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 04 October | 22:30
woot. I'm up.
Bad photo alert
posted by seanyboy 05 October | 02:42
"French-Hungarian" literature?

My "less attractive than a cat's anus" profile.
posted by Orange Swan 05 October | 08:29
Okay, so yesterday I clicked two guys who I'd "like to meet" and one of them clicked me back. Cool. And four other guys clicked me.

And I'm down to a 6.1, 202 votes.
posted by Specklet 05 October | 13:30
Oops, I mean one of them.
posted by Specklet 05 October | 14:31
Orange Swan, I'm lost on the cat anus reference, but I personally like your pic and as for the guy whose pic you originally posted: a guy can dream, can't he?

Speck, WHOA, that guy most definitely 'dorable - good luck! I was on the phone with my favorite ex-boyfriend the other day, who still lives up the (albeit in B'ton) and it was all I could do not to tell him that there was this super groovy chick he should meet. He's wicked smart, a great painter, getting a degree in cognitive behavioral therapy to become a family counselor and has the wackiest little boy on the planet. If you two are still single when I come up again, I want to get you two in the same room.
posted by Frisbee Girl 05 October | 14:50
Fris! I'd way waaaay rather meet your guy than this guy. This guy looks gorgeous, but he misspelled "thoughtfull". Your guy, on the other hand, is studying cognitive behavioral therapy and, even better, was involved with you.

How old is he?
posted by Specklet 05 October | 15:05
32, 33 maybe? He's a truly amazing person, there just wasn't quite enough of the right stuff for it to work romantically between us, but I really want to see him with someone good, ya know? And he's definitely happiest in a relationship than out of one.

*wheels turn in FG's head*

Ftr, it's been nearly six years since we've dated, so no weirdoness lurking in the shadows.
posted by Frisbee Girl 05 October | 15:23
Hmm. When are you coming to visit Portland?
posted by Specklet 05 October | 15:30
Wait. Does he believe in god?
posted by Specklet 05 October | 15:30
I have no idea when I'll get back up there. Finances, work, etc.

I don't feel comfortable speaking for his belief system, but he's spiritually oriented, philosophically inclined and non-dogmatic.
posted by Frisbee Girl 05 October | 15:50
Okay, green light on that, then. We'll have giggly girl talk on this (and undoubtedly numerous other things) when I get to SF.
posted by Specklet 05 October | 17:54
Does anyone think this guy's picture is a joke?
posted by Orange Swan 05 October | 21:07
probably not. =)
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 05 October | 21:34
i notice that most of the females i have seen that were rated 8+ all look the same to some extent. saw one woman i would call stunning and she was rated a 6. i do not get it.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 05 October | 22:52
I'm told that women always get lower ratings than men, for some reason. I've talked to guys whom I thought were less attractive than me (I consider myself average) and they always seemed to have higher ratings.
posted by Orange Swan 07 October | 10:21
Hey, I'm a 5.3 now. Sigh.
posted by Orange Swan 11 October | 08:35
Listenings for your soul patches || I Find this song soothing.

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