ohhhh-kay

*tries to figure out the logistics of fitting $30 in copper up one's ass*

*head assplodes*

One at a time, of course!

Narrator: In A.D. 2006, bacteria was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody foul us up the change.
Operator: We get sanitizer.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: How are you gentleman!!
CATS: All your copper are in my colon.
CATS: You are on the way to infection!
Captain: What you say!!
CATS: You have no upper hand, clean your dime.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Operator: Captain!
Captain: Wipe off every coin!
Captain: You not know where it been!
Captain: Remove asspenny!
Captain: For great health.

Mechanic: Somebody foul us up the change.

dammit, that would be "Somebody foul UP US the change." i'm tired of people screwing up this simple meme!

When I saw this sketch when it originally aired, I thought it was freakin' hilarious. Then, one day in IRC recently, I remembered it and searched for it, posted the link to IRC, and every single one of us was like "meh", and I felt dumb. My memory of the sketch was waaaaaaaaay funnier than the sketch actually was. And that's a shame.

/freakin' loves UBC

I freaking love UCB!

Whenever a joke goes bad, I just say "it was just a little...humor joke?"

Then I listen the awkward silence, so then I explain the whole bit with the Hong Kong Danger Duo and the Astronaut and the Irish guy who pisses himself and then the whole "go drink some Tang" thing and how astronauts aren't real people.

Then I listen to the awkward silence again and I try to keep my mouth shut.

UBC? Upright Brigade of Citizens. I was making a literal translation from the original French. Yeah.

I thought it was pretty funny :)

Hey. Hold on there. I saw this when it originally aired and I saw it again a month or so ago when it was on my girlyfriend's dad's free On Demand. FUNNIER! EVERY! TIME!

im in ur ass takin ur p3nn135!