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14 September 2006

This Thread is Therapy for MetaChat's Issues and Mild Depression

post by: Miko at: 11:28 | 20 comments

*beckons bunny into office and waves vaguely at chairs and couch*

*makes notes: Bunny appears to be socially withdrawn, has difficulty communicating, work habits not consistent, sluggish*

posted by Miko 14 September | 11:34

zo, tell me about your childhood, yass...

posted by jonmc 14 September | 11:35

For the first year of my life I was happy.
Then daddy left me.

posted by seanyboy 14 September | 11:38

Tell me more about that.

posted by Miko 14 September | 11:39

Well, wearing these bunny ears always seems to make me feel better.

posted by Specklet 14 September | 11:40

And why do you think that is? How do those ears make you feel?

posted by Miko 14 September | 11:40

The powder-puff tailpiece seems to help, too.

posted by jonmc 14 September | 11:43

The ears are comforting. The tail is... arousing.

posted by Specklet 14 September | 11:44

*poops little bunny pellets on the floor*

posted by sciurus 14 September | 11:45

The tail is... arousing.

Thanks. I've been working out.

posted by jonmc 14 September | 11:47

Well, since you mention the tail, what about your sex life? Are you satisfied with it? Any problems there?

posted by Miko 14 September | 11:58

Poor MeCha. It's probably been ages since it was properly humped...

posted by Daniel Charms 14 September | 12:08

Don't even get me started on that.

posted by Specklet 14 September | 12:10

You are a bunny, you know. That old 'like rabbits' stereotype can be tough to live up to all the time.

posted by Miko 14 September | 12:14

Ehhhh, what's up doc?

I realize for that to be truly funny, it would have had to be the first comment in the thread. But I just can't compete with the east coast early risers.

posted by mudpuppie 14 September | 12:42

It IS really Duck Season, isn't it?

posted by wendell 14 September | 13:34

i am NOT a nut!

NOT NOT NOT!

posted by Mrs.Pants 14 September | 16:23

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.

posted by Divine_Wino 14 September | 17:22

I forgot my spoon at work today. I had the cottage cheese and pineapple combo, and no spoon. : (

(Which mother?)

posted by Pips 14 September | 17:28

*shambles in*

*lies down on couch*

*stares intently at ceiling*

*A flash of inspiration crosses his face*

You know what? I just need to get laid!

*runs toward the door*

Thank you, Dr. Miko! You've been a great help!

posted by jason's_planet 16 September | 21:30

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