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09 August 2006

Yesterday my nephew (he'll be four in a month) called me[More:]
at work to tell me about my dad's old Ford Maverick. Just to be clear, he said, "My grandpa, my dad's father." I told him I thought I knew the guy, and he laughed. Anyhow, he wanted to tell me about how when it rained or got super-humid, there would be corrosion right on the point of the sparkplug, and when you started the car, the electricity would course through the corrosion from point to point rather than jumping from one to the other in the form of a spark that would ignite the gasoline in the engine. So my dad would sometimes have to take all the plugs out and clean them off before starting the car.
He also told me about how his Caprice had a rust problem on the hood latches, so when he flipped in during a routine driving incident, the latches broke and the hood came off. He found a Rubik's cube that would fit temporarily (and was part yellow, thus matching the original finish of the car), though he was afraid the driver wouldn't be able to see over the cube. Then he asked me for advice in solving a problem he had with the rear deck spoiler of his RX-7, and wondered if I could search around in New York for a few things, including a red and white striped trunk lid for a Dodge Viper and a coat of blue paint for his rusty old pickup truck.

"What kinds of car trouble do you have, [Uncle Hugh]?
posted by Hugh Janus 09 August | 15:21
I love your nephew.
posted by occhiblu 09 August | 15:23
Me too.
posted by Specklet 09 August | 15:27
That dude is gonna invent the water-powered car someday.
posted by danostuporstar 09 August | 15:29
Priceless
posted by Joe Famous 09 August | 16:27
He sounds like a very cool kid.
posted by essexjan 09 August | 16:44
You should compile all the nephew stories in a book. I'd buy it.
posted by chewatadistance 09 August | 17:33
I'm seconding chewatadistance. dude this is absolutely what those mp3 voice-recording thingies are *made* for!!!
posted by lonefrontranger 09 August | 17:43
Ask him if he knows anything about motorcycles. My dad's GoldWing's been sitting for a few years and I ought to get around to getting it running one of these days.
posted by Eideteker 09 August | 21:00
In the first season of Saturday Night Live in 1974-5, there was a skit where Dan Aykroyd came home from his mechanic's job at the garage, and had to tell his girl a bedtime story, and all he could think of was car repair stuff, but he threw in a few Bambis and witches. He finishes and he's turning out the light, and the girl (Gilda), who must have been hearing garage stories every night, asks something like, "Daddy? When you do a complete wheel alignment, do you have to replace all the tie rods?" or some thing like that. Your story reminded me of that. Nice.
posted by PlanetKyoto 09 August | 22:33
I love nephew stories.
posted by sciurus 10 August | 06:11
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