I was nearly run over this morning as I was crossing the street (in the crosswalk! with the light!) by some assclown yapping on a cellphone. grrr.

Yes, there is a lot of asshatery in this world. Much of it related to talking on the cellphone while driving. Of course, stupidity plays a large part.

lonefrontranger, the rain finally made it down here to Golden.... tonight! A day late, but I'll take it. I love those thunderstorms and it's a wonderful part of living in Colorado.

Around here, it doesn't seem like a whole lot of people use turn signals. I hate that.

p&c - the next time someone swerves into my lane without so much as a courtesy tap on the blinker, I might not be able to contain myself...

What I want to know is where is my cell phone signal disruptor? I want to create a bubble of dead signals around me when I need to so the idiots will hang up and drive without swerving all over the place.

Or the idiots who race to get ahead of me to get on the highway and then won't even go the speed limit once they are on the highway.

Actually, I need a telekinetic slapper so I can smack people who are behaving like morons from like fifty feet away.

I like that bumper sticker "Would you drive any better with that cell phone shoved up your ass?"

I once got cut off on the street on my bike (this was before I moved to NYC, where biking just frightens me) when a guy clipped me and cut me off to reach a red light seconds before me, so when he stopped, I dismounted, picked up my bike, and threw it at his rear window, scratching up his (and my) paint comething fierce; he gunned it and ran the red light to get away from me.