At first I thought that was some kind of Brian Peppers reference.

Ooh, Girl, all I wanna do is suck your big fat toe, suck it real slow...

Joseph Colella meet Raymond C. Dublin.

"A man convicted of licking the feet of three female shoppers in Rhode Island is facing a trial in June on charges he allegedly licked a woman's foot in a Massachusetts supermarket.

Raymond C. Dublin, 35, of Rhode Island, is finishing a one-year sentence for simple assault charges in connection with the foot-licking complaints in Rhode Island.

He will appear before a Milford District Court judge for a bench trial on the Massachusetts charges on June 2, The MetroWest Daily News of Framingham reported.

Dublin allegedly sneaked up behind a woman last year at a Bellingham supermarket and licked her feet and toes. He faces charges of assault and battery and lewd and lascivious behavior, the paper reported."

I remember seeing a security video of this dude who would go to clothing stores and hide inside circular racks of clothing. From this perch, he would wait until female customers walked by. If they stopped to check out the merchandise at an adjacent rack, he would stick his head out and sniff their asses.

People get kinda funny when they don't have cable.

Or Metachat, for that matter.

Hi! I'm Jason. This is my first post on MetaChat! Nice meeting y'all!

Hi jason!

Ahoy-hoy!