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FACT: All Canadian Prime Ministers since Sir Charles Tupper have been members of a shadowy, powerful orginization that holds sway over the mainstream media, an orginization known as CEMA

FACT: Although chiefly and justly reknown as the world's largest mammals, blue whales are also very very good at crosswords.

FACT: Despite strident claims to the contrary in many authorized and unauthorized biographies, Lauren Bacall did not insist on strangling an understudy almost to death before every performance. It was after.

FACT: If you lived on the planet Mars, a "year" would be over two hundred billion days long.

FACT: Johnny Cash did not "[shoot] a man in Reno, just to watch him die", it was actually to learn about the circulatory system.

FACT: Former Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin is physically unable to appear at-ease in a photograph. It is thought that this is because, when he was a child, his father purchased what he thought was a brownie-box camera from a pawn broker. It turned out to be an adult novelty item.

FACT: From July of 1856 to September of 1919, the mayoralty of New York City was decided by trials of combat.

FACT: The so-called "Silk Road" trade route was, for a brief time actually paved with silk for over 94% of its length. This is considered to be the second worst idea in mass transit ever. The first is The Big Dig.