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23 May 2006

I [More:]Like Ghetto Girlz!!
just roll with the misspellings, aiighht?! lol.

GHETTO CLASS
-mr. famous-

She sparkles
Like the clarity
In rare jewel carts
And i just gotta have it 'cause
She's like nature's marvel

Like storms breezin'
Down easy street
But light on her feet
Yes, she sparkels
Lights up the night anywhere
Like Times Square

The air dances through her hair
The sun has fun with her smile
No other chick can match her style
She'll drive any dude wild

She's comes two parts sweet
And two more parts crass
So I'm callin it ghetto class
Remy Martin, but mild

She's one part street smart
And one part hard math
A child on the inside
But, all woman on file

No other can do what she does
She's so well spoken,
But still talks trash openly
She's Lauryn with bling

She's so damn intellectual
Yet, slangs when she can
It's a ghetto class thing
Check the rocks on her ring

She's like a 'round the way girl
With enuff block status
But, corporate when it applies
Guys like me wanna bag it

She's my choice
For the "hold it down" chik of the year
And hot sauce
Like Louisiana spice on a platter

Any dish, for that matter
Heart-shaped derrière
Cradled by them lo-riders, I swear
I gotta stare

She's the best of both worlds
On any given day
Greets you with a, "What's Up?"
And sometimes just, "Heaay.."

A career-minded woman,
So you know she stays paid
But ain't afraid to roll a fat one
At the end of the day

more inside?

Had to say it.
posted by Lola_G 23 May | 12:44
you know what? how do I make so the whole damn post doesn't show on the post listings?

i'm kinda dumb! lol.

Wuddup Lola G?!
posted by Joe Famous 23 May | 12:46
watch the drummer get wicked, wicked...

sorry
posted by jonmc 23 May | 12:48
I like that joint, man!!!
posted by Joe Famous 23 May | 12:51
Ladies in Gentlemen, New Yawk Cittay! Gitcha hands in the air for tha man for all seasons, the reason and the pleasin' RIGHT now, we got to put them together, lemme hear a big hand, y'all, let's set that mufuckah on fiyaah now and forever, comin' atcha from the Planet, Brooklyn NYC's number one native son, JOE (jo-jo-jo-jo) FAAAAAAA-MOUS!!!!

*crowd goes wild*
posted by Hugh Janus 23 May | 12:56
I like it, too, man. I just have to do that whenever I'm around rap music. It's like epilepsy or something.
posted by jonmc 23 May | 12:58
Keep it goin'
We ain't through
One more time
For Big Hugh
Y'all know how
Us fellas do
More applause
And don't pause!!!
posted by Joe Famous 23 May | 12:58
Joe: MC Janus & DJ Jazzy Jonmc & Mizz Pips are gonna be at the usual location after work. Be Thizzaire or Be Squizzare.
posted by jonmc 23 May | 13:04
Hey, you guys? I don't know what it is with this place. I mean, I dialed 9-1-1 a long time ago. See how late they're reacting?
posted by Hugh Janus 23 May | 13:04
Well, you shouldn't believe the hype, my friend. Plus, my Israeli manufactured machine pistol is quite heavy.
posted by jonmc 23 May | 13:06
Git up! Git-git-git down! lolol.

Sorry dudes and dudette.
I have a date tonite.

Rain check?

posted by Joe Famous 23 May | 13:07
It's the Thriller in the Villa, yo! Callin it' Jon, Jan and Joe,
splitting the mic and playing all the hotties like basement Twister with a sister and tic-tac-toe, across and in btw and down the side with the Playah Playah Slide...hey ladies! (yeah, yeah you know!)

posted by Lipstick Thespian 23 May | 13:07
...and you don't stop....
posted by jonmc 23 May | 13:08
*throws hands in the air*

*waves them like he just don't care*
posted by pieisexactlythree 23 May | 13:10
Rain check -- drizzle -- for the venezolizzle negrizzle.
posted by Hugh Janus 23 May | 13:11
True Story! LMAO!


FLACIDO DOMINGO
-mr. famous-


Thought about it, talked about it
Y'all know how these things go
Gettin' drunk and smashin' off
Especially if you're single

All hot n heavy
Now we got that horny tingle
But peep this whole scene
I call it "Flacido Domingo"

Met my friend at a bar
For some afterwork excursions
Ain't seen her in a minute
So we had to get some words in

Conversation flowin'
Talkin' 'bout this and that one
Encounters and wearabouts
And everything happened

Coke and Jacks got us both
Cheekin' up and laughin'
One after the other
Gettin' pretty fuckin' trashed and

Steppin' out for stogies
Comin' back in and relaxin'
Not even on the brink
Of what I think could be attraction

We sip our last ounce and we bounce
To see what's crackin'
At another bar
Not too far from where we at and

We step inside for more cola whiskeys
Crazy tipsy...
Nothin' feelin' fishy
Nothin' feelin' iffy

Nothin' feelin' anything
Especially gettin' frisky
But I missed her and she missed me
And it's gettin' kinda late

So we skate towards the train
Still no sex on the brain
We have a good time ridin'
And get off at her stop

We trek off to her spot
She said, "Howza about some pot?"
I say "Hellz yeah, why not?"
Now we in the crib tokin'

Gettin' really open
And my head's in drunk motion
I tell her, "I'll give you a foot massage."
She gets the lotion

That set off an explosion
Here we are almost pokin'
Seconds from some strokin'
Now I'm goin' downtown

Like it's my last meal forever
But I ain't forcast the weather
Beacuse when she got the rubber
And I tried to slip it on...

Yo I couln't get it up!
And now she's like "What da fuck?!"
Just my inebriated luck
That now my jump off is stuck!

In sleep mode 'cause I'm too drunk
I'm lookin' at him like, "You punk!"
So I guess when it really really
Came down to it

Instead of good screwin'
I got screwed by my unit!
I ain't even get through it
When got the chance to prove it

Yup!

Thought about it, talked about it
Y'all know how these things go
Gettin' drunk and smashin' off
Especially if you're single

All hot n heavy
Now we got that horny tingle
But I ain't do my thing
'Cause I was Flacido Domingo!

Word to Kris Kringle
Sour Cream Pringles
Wack commercial jingles
And lame s**t

I'M JOE FAMOUS!!!







posted by Joe Famous 23 May | 13:11
Word to Kris Kringle
Sour Cream Pringles
Wack commercial jingles


hang out your shingle
croon like Der Bingle
hit the party and then mingle
getting all beefy just like a Wendy's single...
posted by jonmc 23 May | 13:17
Call out for yo' Daddy just like Laura Ingalls
on the Little House on Da Prairie
Shit's gettin' kinda hairy
If she don't dig it I'll just hit her Sister Mary
Mary, why ya buggin'
I'm good at the snuggin'
harrowing like a muggin'
get out a rope and we'll have a war o' tuggin'...
posted by jonmc 23 May | 13:21
I'll put you in a clutch
Like Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
If you don't pass the dutch
Which I much desire,
Got some fire?
Cuz it ain't burnin', Jack.
Help me smoke my sack.
posted by Hugh Janus 23 May | 13:32
i'll lose like Kerry Struugz and
start cryin' no denyin'
unless i get a few chicks
and sail away like Styxx

get some good grass
do the puff puff pass
an see how long I last
with more 'dro in the stash

before I crash...
posted by Joe Famous 23 May | 13:35
I gotta make some cash
score a little gash
make like the Hulk and smash
then throw some grand mal fits
do laps like ol Mark Spitz
then see the doctor 'bout this rash...
posted by jonmc 23 May | 13:39
Nice to know yo's got a hobby
for when he ain't slappin' the knobby
score some dank for the crank
who can't get the corn off the cobby!

Single punk slobby up late crying for his mommy
cuz his unit can't salute it
from the pressure off his dresser
when the lube runs out!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 23 May | 14:19
Man laughs at himself,
it's polite to laugh with him,
not at him. You pat him
on the head cuz he opened up and bled
straight funnies all over the bed.
He showed himself to be half the playa
twice the man; no gainsayer
gonna pile on son
when he just been giving us fun.
Ya done.
posted by Hugh Janus 23 May | 15:01
There's clearly more than four o us
Yet all number one
Never stoppin' til the fun is done
Or sandman comes
Like at Apollo or Metallica
When they sing a song
I'm Joe Famous or Newborn
Whichever one mows your lawn
Hugh always comes through
Same goes for John Mack
The Lipstick Thespian
Today is on the attack
Peisexactlythree is Hip Hop as can be
But where's the PinkSuperHero?
Man I swear she hates me
Metachat is so addictive
I might need some rehab
Or a shot of Methadone
Before I head for my home
In fact, I'm gonna roll a fat one
And watch "House" with a shorty
but, she don't really like that show
So Joe might end up lonely...

Wahhh wahh! LOL.

HAva good night folks!!!

Thanx for the fun!
posted by Joe Famous 23 May | 16:13
Shorties who don't like House need to be dumped, knaaamean?
posted by TrishaLynn 23 May | 16:38
I stand corrected, by the Janus infected,
my rhymes flat out whack from the lame-ass attack
no harm intended (hope your jimmy's all mended)

just up with a poke and try to keep up the joke but instead LT, ya skeezy buster, offended.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 23 May | 19:23
I came down like fists of iron
You were just trying
To make people laugh, have fun, crack gags
My sense of humor lags

Maybe I should post outside of work
avoid letting vent to such high dudgeon
What a curmudgeon
Hope I don't always come across as a jerk.
posted by Hugh Janus 24 May | 08:42
Miko? || I am about 2 hrs away from being done with my first year of college...

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