That's a very compliant kitty.

"This is the last smile you'll ever see"

He's surprisingly unperturbed by the headgear.

Maybe he's some kind of feline drag queen.

*sinks into Freudian murk*

Could well be, jon, as you can see, he's half in, half out of the closet.

Fake bunny! We've been defrauded!

Could well be, jon, as you can see, he's half in, half out of the closet.

Good one jan!

My freind Rafael's girlfriend* had a weinerdog that she used to love to dress in rhinestone collars and pink sweaters. Me and Rafael were musing over this one day.

"Do dogs really like it when humans do that to them?" I asked.

"Well, when my girl puts the sweaters on, the dog's tail starts waggin'.."

"At least tell me it's a girl dog, dude, otherwise we're headed into very dark water.."

Well, one time on Newtown Avenue in Astoria, I saw a guy walking a basset hound that he had tricked out in a sleeveless t-shirt. Shit, why not gell his fur back and stick a Marlboro in his mouth? We in QUEENS, baby!

*her dad was some kind of doctor and she once showed me a picture of some dude whose rash had made his private parts almost flourescently magenta. and lumpy. So she was not without her charms, doggie-vestism aside. Or if a dog enjoys dressing like a human does that make him some kind of reverse furry?

I need to lie down.

My friend Nev says that the willingness to wear hats is one MAJOR difference between cats and dogs. Seems this fella didn't get the memo.

My freind Rafael's girlfriend* had a weinerdog that she used to love to dress in rhinestone collars and pink sweaters.

In a pet store yesterday I saw England World Cup football strips for dachshunds. My sister has two dachshunds and if these things hadn't cost £17 apiece I'd have bought them one each.

Bad to the bone.
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Nothing says "dangerous" than a tiny dog wearing leather. And studs.