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17 May 2006

Since this is anonymous, I'd like to reveal something. I'm pregnant with Specklet's child.

post by: agropyron at: 10:16 | 22 comments

you too?

posted by jonmc 17 May | 10:22

Goddamn, that woman gets around.

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 10:24

But she told me I was the only one!

posted by richat 17 May | 10:26

That's nothing. I am actually Specklet's child.

posted by TrishaLynn 17 May | 10:29

I'm Specklet's sperm donor.

posted by StickyCarpet 17 May | 10:39

Specklet is pregnant with my child.

posted by essexjan 17 May | 11:18

I am Specklet's left ovary.

posted by matildaben 17 May | 11:20

This is obviously Specklet undergoing parthenogenesis.

posted by Eideteker 17 May | 11:38

This is me, Specklet!

Y'all gonna be sorry when the cute usenames go away and I'll be able to see WHO YOU ALL ARE!

Then I will hunt you down and give you love children, yes I will.

posted by Specklet 17 May | 11:41

Oh, nevermind. I figured it out. This is agropyron.

WWNJD?

posted by Eideteker 17 May | 11:41

Instead of a love child will you get me a flock of button quails? Please?

posted by Mrs.Pants 17 May | 11:52

I, uhm, am going to sit on a couch with Specklet and watch an HBO drama.

I guess that's not as impressive as a pregnancy.

posted by cmonkey 17 May | 12:09

Was it an immaculate conception?

posted by eekacat 17 May | 12:10

There must be more than one penis here.

posted by eekacat 17 May | 12:11

I, uhm, am going to sit on a couch with Specklet and watch an HBO drama.

I guess that's not as impressive as a pregnancy.
posted by I do not own a television 17 May | 12:09

Now that is synchronicicicicicity.

posted by cmonkey 17 May | 12:13

How about this one:

There must be more than one penis here.
posted by I've misplaced my huge anus 17 May | 12:11

Anyway, "There must be more than one penis here" would make us a good tagline, it would.

posted by taz 17 May | 12:21

APRIL FOOLS!

posted by pieisexactlythree 17 May | 12:23

I've been my own glory that is my own breasts!

posted by Specklet 17 May | 12:36

Specklet? When you're done with your hundred or so hours of labor giving birth to the next Metachat spawn, would you like to go get a pizza or something?

I miss you now that you're pregnant all the time.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 17 May | 13:12

Ummm, none of these are anonymous in RSS feeds :)

posted by terrapin 17 May | 14:17

I am good at keeping secrets.

posted by mudpuppie 17 May | 14:28

I SO want some button quail now!

posted by Specklet 17 May | 15:34

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