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17 May 2006

Make a startling confession while under the cover of anonymity! Well, not too startling. Our names will come back eventually.→[More:]I'll go first. I watch Starting Over. It's like The Real World, but with old ladies and lots of ooey-gooey new age bullcrap. I'm watching it right now!

post by: jrossi4r at: 10:14 | 37 comments

Oh, wow, I just posted a thread like this upstream. I guess I spent too long on my daring confession.

posted by agropyron 17 May | 10:17

I like Tiny Tim. Unironically.

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posted by jonmc 17 May | 10:21

Heh. I don't get all the goodly embarrassing shows that everyone else does, but one channel has been airing "Cheaters" lately, and we've been watching it so that we can anticipate and chime in at the exact moment the smarmy host-guy says "Gomez, talk to me". (PS: these are probably really ancient episodes of a really ancient show.)

Other than that... hm. I'm listening to Herman's Hermits right now. H. E. N. R. Y. yeah.

posted by taz 17 May | 10:27

My confession is that I can't think of anything to confess. Sad, eh?

posted by richat 17 May | 10:34

I am in love with Eideteker.

posted by Eideteker 17 May | 10:41

I'm disappointed that no one has ever had a mecha crush on me.

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 10:44

I have a HUGE crush on you.

posted by taz 17 May | 10:47

Cool! Let's get it on!

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 10:50

I plan to buy the entire last season of Charmed, when it's out, and watch it end to end. Ditto for the last Survivor. (Binge TV. I may throw in a box of Magnolia cupcakes to boot. Go whole-hog, I say!)

I've never seen Lost.

posted by Pips 17 May | 10:51

*plays Tiny Tim's ukulele version of 'Let's Get It On.'*

posted by jonmc 17 May | 10:51

I pooed in my pants recently...At home.
I just didn't feel like getting up.
It's only the second time I've done that though, and the first time I was in my college "experimental" phase, so it doesn't even count really.

posted by Hellbient 17 May | 11:03

*gets it on with my huge crush, then sings "Sweet Mystery of Life" loudly and offkey for a while before calling room service for hamburgers and cupcakes*

posted by taz 17 May | 11:04

I pooed in my pants recently

Me too. I pooed in your pants recently, too.

posted by jonmc 17 May | 11:06

I'm so confused.

posted by eamondaly 17 May | 11:09

Hold your water, Sybil.

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 11:13

I am secretly planning a key party for Las Vegas. And I'm making extra keys for myself.

posted by Triode 17 May | 11:17

I'm not here.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 17 May | 11:34

I just found out I am gonna be a grandma.

posted by bunnyfire 17 May | 12:33

Last week I was sent to dump a expired bag of chicken parts into the ditch. Beyond the backyard, and before the ditch, are some train tracks. A train was passing, so I tossed the whole chicken, bag and all, into a gondola car. It was going by at 40 MPH at the time, so my chicken tossing skills were tested.

I feel bad about the railroad worker who will have to get that nasty chicken out of the gondola car. It is a good thing that I can get this off my chest in the anonymous forum.

Thank you metachat.

posted by sarah connor 17 May | 12:57

Of all the women who drink whiskey/one is fairest of them all -

and so I offer this disguised plea/for her to e-mail, IRC or call!

(me that is, you know. Because I have a crush on her and whatever. And it rhymed, well, up to now.)

I meant well.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 17 May | 13:09

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

I am pure evil.

posted by ethylene 17 May | 13:23

I killed Margaret Cochran.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 13:40

I once fed a small child to sharks and nobody caught me.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 13:42

Big deal. I stabbed a shark with a small child and then I caught herpes from the band Pretty Flowers.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 13:43

Huh. I was surfing when I saw the nazi band Pretty Flowers having sex with a shark that had just eaten a small child after being stabbed by another small child. Small world!

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 13:45

I've secured the Avian Flu and am putting it on Celine Dion, Richard Marx and Bette Midler CDs.

You're welcome.

posted by Hellbient 17 May | 14:00

I would occasionally troll the comments section of political blogs using the nick mtravis. I didn't do much and it got boring quick.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 17 May | 14:09

If his breath didn't smell so bad I would probably kiss my cat on the mouth.

posted by cilantro 17 May | 14:39

I frequently kiss one of my cats on or near the mouth. He doesn't seem to mind. My other cat won't stand for such things.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 17 May | 15:09

but... with tongue??

posted by cilantro 17 May | 15:13

That I can neither confirm or deny.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 17 May | 15:16

I could use a hot man about now!

posted by sisterhavana 17 May | 18:14

Confession time? Okay. I got all choked up listening to "Ordinary World" by Duran Duran in the car the other night.

Also: I've slept with most of my boyfriends sometime between the first and third dates.

posted by scody 17 May | 23:27

Dude, lead them on much?

posted by Jimbob 18 May | 04:30

heh. I pretty much moved in with one after the first date¹... Dude, we're still together!!!!!!!!!

¹ not *quite* the whole story, but the whole story is even kinda weirder

posted by taz 18 May | 05:26

I thought dates was something edible.

posted by dabitch 18 May | 06:06

Sometimes, dabitch. Sometimes!

posted by taz 18 May | 06:11

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